♪Happy Tuesday to you, Happy Tuesday to you,♫ ♪Happy Tuesday to you, Happy Tuesday to you!♫
Through years of chanting and meditation, I've finally reached a higher plane of existence. Up here, only one rule applies: If it isn't covered in a Three Stooges short, don't worry about it.
It's clean-up week here. I put two old plastic trash containers out, placed away from the regular trash, upside down, so the lack of bottoms would indicate to the Sanitary Workers. LOL, that they were TRASH. When I looked at the curb to see If they picked everything up, they got everything EXCEPT the two bottomless containers, so I called the trash company, and she asked me If I put a note on them? I said "NO" why would I put two bottomless containers out, and not expect you to take them without a note? She said "you can't imagine what people use for trash" NUFF SAID. When God passed out brains, some people thought he said TRAINS, and they missed theirs.
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that's the plan, man!
♪Happy Tuesday to you,
Happy Tuesday to you,♫
♪Happy Tuesday to you,
Happy Tuesday to you!♫
Through years of chanting and meditation, I've finally reached a higher plane of existence. Up here, only one rule applies: If it isn't covered in a Three Stooges short, don't worry about it.
Thanks for making me smile Orbs. Nice start to the day.
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It's clean-up week here. I put two old plastic trash containers out, placed away from the regular trash, upside down, so the lack of bottoms would indicate to the Sanitary Workers. LOL, that they were TRASH. When I looked at the curb to see If they picked everything up, they got everything EXCEPT the two bottomless containers, so I called the trash company, and she asked me If I put a note on them? I said "NO" why would I put two bottomless containers out, and not expect you to take them without a note? She said "you can't imagine what people use for trash" NUFF SAID. When God passed out brains, some people thought he said TRAINS, and they missed theirs.
When God passed out noses, he thought they said hoses... and he asked for a nice long one.
My mom loved the silly, senseless jokes.
Toad, get a can of spray paint and mark your trash by spraying "TRASH" on it.
I'm a bad person sometimes.
Do tell.
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