Saturday, September 13, 2014

"Крутой бабе намазали морду говном!"



Those crazy Ukrainians!
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Anonymous said...

LOL.

True Story: When I lived in Kenosha my neighbor used to let his Dog piss on my mailbox and occasionally shit in my yard. The dog was small - and sometimes the shit was hard to spot. One day when I was doing yard work I grabbed some by accident. So, since it was already on my fingers, I went over to his shed and stuffed it up the key hole of his lock and smeared it around the lock. There was a clump stuck out of the keyhole.

He didn't touch that lock for weeks!

Another: Since we're on the topic of shit.

When I worked for Norstan I had to install an explosion proof phone at Jones Island. The sewage came spraying out of a pipe and through a large rotating wire mesh screen - to remove larger solid objects. Obviously, the odor was heavy, and the shit mist
was in the air - but that's reality. I even got a tour, and saw where the shit is baked into Milorganite - it passes through a fire to dry out the moisture. Of course, they had a lunchroom there and everything - when you work in the smell everyday - you become oblivious to it.

Another Shitty Story: When I was homeless, I spent some time living and working on a run-down Dairy farm. Cow Shit is clean, but smelly, and one of my jobs was shoveling shit and wheelbarreling it out of the barn. The smell gets in your clothes, and we all shared the same washer and dryer - so eventually everything smells like Cow Shit - but you don't know it. On the rare occasions we went to Eau Claire - you would find People gave you a wide berth - but since you were oblivious to the smell - you didn't know why.

After I left the farm and came back to Racine - I discovered that all my clothes smelled like Cow Shit. It took 2-3 washings to get it out!

LOL.

BTW - I still think Cows are nicer than Humans. When you have to care for them, you discover that they have personalities, friends, cliques, and even "dislikes". You have to be careful when herding them or getting them in the Barn - they can accidentally kill you if you fall and get stepped on. They could also kill you if they wanted to - PERIOD. It's amazing to think they allow themselves to be herded and milked - of course in exchange for being fed and cared for. Who's the slave to whom, I would sometimes wonder.

BTW - If you had seen the milking operation on that run down farm - you would never drink Milk again. Not all farms are like that - but there are filters that catch a lot of stuff before it goes into the holding tank - and then it gets pastured and filtered at the Dairy Plant. There is a reason for that.

That's why I drink BEER instead.

September 14, 2014 at 6:35 AM
Anonymous said...

And speaking of Bad Bad Girlfriends... since I always get off topic and scolded by SER - delete if you like - but at least KK Dither can't complain about "cut and paste" - since all written material is ORIGINAL and links are provided....

I have a local former flame who is now on her second marriage - (I never married her) and 45+ years of age, who I run into from time to time. Anyways - she was able to answer a lot of questions I had in my mind from when she was 16. Why did my Mom hate her so much? Seems my Dad hit on her- and hard. LOL. She told me all about it - 25+ years later. But in the day - when she was 16 she was a Bad Bad Girlfriend. With greater than DD+. The Old Man just couldn't stay away.

LOL.

Now I know why my Mom hated her so much.

She had 3 children and a breast reduction after her third. But she did breast feed all of her children - a good thing. It was probably a good thing - because she got the Coops Droop.

From Ann Landers!

Now they're just a "D" and she showed me, because she is proud of them and it relieved a heavy weight from her back.

The Doctor did a nice job and they look good. She still has great cleavage. LOL.

That's LIFE!

September 14, 2014 at 7:20 AM
Anonymous said...

And she still remembers that time I took her to Seekers motel on Durand Ave.!

Refers to her current husband as,

"Oh, Him"

LOL!

That's an EYE-OPENER into the World of Women.

September 14, 2014 at 8:59 AM
lizardmom said...

Tricky Dicky, love the stories, I was rolling on the floor, sides still hurt, thanks, I needed that! Please, do consider coming out sometime to meet us!

September 14, 2014 at 9:12 AM
Toad said...

That's great.

September 14, 2014 at 11:19 AM
kkdither said...

Original comments are so much better. I read every word. Some of it twice.

September 15, 2014 at 12:33 PM

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