Saturday, March 7, 2015

OrbsCorbs for President in 2016

I hereby toss my hat into the political circus ring and declare my candidacy for President of the United States of America.  I'm running, er, more like ambling, as an Independent.  I support everybody and everything in this great nation of ours.

My current campaign slogan:

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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 7, 2015 at 3:44 AM

    Orbs Corbs is Just What The Doctor Ordered!

    Orbs Corbs in 2016!

    Just What The Doctor Ordered!

    Alice Cooper - for those who remember - (70's stuff)

    I Want To Be Elected!

    With the recent Corporate Fascist Legislative Initiatives introduced and forced through by the Fascists Republithugs in Madison - will the People of Wisconsin finally awake to reality?

    OR - do Only Women Bleed?

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  2. AnonymousMarch 7, 2015 at 3:59 AM

    Orbs Corbs!

    For The Working Man!

    Working Man - Song by Rush:

    I get up at seven, yeah

    And I go to work at nine

    I got no time for livin'

    Yes, I'm workin' all the time

    It seems to me I could live my life A lot better than I think I am

    I guess that's why they call me

    They call me the working man

    They call me the working man

    I guess that's what I am

    I get home at five o'clock
    And I take myself out a nice, cold beer

    Always seem to be wonderin'
    Why there's nothin' goin' down here

    It seems to me I could live my life

    A lot better than I think I am

    I guess that's why they call me
    The working man

    Well, they call me the working man
    I guess that's what I am

    Well, they call me the working man

    I guess that's what I am

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  3. AnonymousMarch 7, 2015 at 4:13 AM

    While we are on Third Parties - "The Wild Parties"

    Alice Cooper Goes To Hell!

    HERE

    For criminal acts and violence on the stage
    For being a brat
    Refusing to act your age
    For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
    You can go to Hell
    For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
    For making us doubt our parents authority
    For choosing to be a living obscenity
    You can go to Hell
    You're something that never should have happened
    You even make your Grandma sick
    You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
    You'd gift wrap a leper
    And mail him to your Aunt Jane
    You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
    You can go to Hell
    You're something that never should have happened
    You even make your Grandma sick
    For criminal acts and violence on the stage
    For being a brat
    Refusing to act your age
    For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
    You can go to Hell

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  4. lizardmomMarch 7, 2015 at 8:12 AM

    You've got my vote!!!!!

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  5. OKIEMarch 7, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    Count me in Orbs!

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  6. kkditherMarch 7, 2015 at 11:29 AM

    I'm imagining I can buy your vote for less than the other candidates? ;>

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  7. OrbsCorbsMarch 7, 2015 at 6:33 PM

    For you, kk, free. Everyone else will have to give me $50 and give Charlie a cat treat. That's dirt cheap when you consider the millions that current politicians throw around.

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  8. ToadMarch 7, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    Orb's, I would love to be your embezzler I mean Treasurer. Send the money to the P.O. box I will provide Monday when I can get to the Post Office.

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  9. OrbsCorbsMarch 7, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    You got it, Toad.

    My candidacy will require a massive write-in campaign. Can most of my supporters spell my name? Just think of it as "orbs" twice with a "c" in between.

    I don't have the money or backing to get on any of the primaries' ballots.

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  10. SERMarch 7, 2015 at 10:26 PM

    and i think I'll run for mayor...

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  11. Tender Heart BearMarch 8, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    Daddy will always have my vote!

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