Our omnipotent and succinct Green Bay Packers have the pleasure of gelding the Denver Broncos this Sunday, November 1, at Denver, 7:30 PM. Bye-bye balls!
Below are the current standings for the Irregular Football League:
My Screaming Psychics are still in third place. My prediction: The Mighty Bears will fall.
Want to make a quick $30K? Pretend to be an analyst for Mr. Mayor's proposed railway study to determine the feasibility of an extension of the Metra commuter train from Kenosha to Racine. Just say that the expansion is the neatest thing since sliced bread. That's what they'd be paying you for, anyway: a positive reaction. If I didn't have to service my other clients, I'd take the job myself.
Who called in the bomb threat to the Racine County Courthouse on Monday? A disgruntled employee? A gruntled one? Was it a "test" by terrorists so they could observe our emergency preparedness? Why not ask Madame Zoltar? The police could save a lot of legwork if they asked me first. Of course, I'm not cheap, just easy.
Finally, check out this bit of clown-foolery:
Life can make a clown out of you. Trust me, I've been there.
Thank you all so much for reading my blog today. I love you all. Be sure to let a smile be your umbrella.
Who wrote the book of love? Ask MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com
Don't forget: wet leaves cam be as slippery as ice. Drive accordingly. Enjoy the waning days of a warm sun. Soon enough our skies will be slate gray.
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2 comments:
Madame how can I lose if I have Rodgers for my quarterback he is from your Green Bay Packers am I right. I only lost last week because of the bye week.
I say check the docket and see who was supposed to show up in court and didn't want to go to jail. The caller was captured on camera by a store security camera. I'm sure they will find him. Clever clown cartoon. Love it.... and love you, Madame, and all our Irregular friends and readers.
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