Friday, January 30, 2015

Four for Fridays

Hello everyone and welcome back! It has been another dreary week in the salt mines and it feels if time stood still.... Anyways your questions...

1) Are you going to watch the Super Bowl this weekend?

2) Whom do you think is going to win the game, the Seattle Seahawks or the New England Patriots?

3) Have you ever been to a masquerade ball?

4) How often do you daydream?

Enjoy your weekend!

Open Blog - Friday


Why this hostility towards everyone, Mr. T.?

Thursday, January 29, 2015

"State-financed manure digester plagued by spills, explosion"

From JSOnline:

Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources


"An experimental project in Dane County designed to capture livestock waste that pollutes Lake Mendota has been hit by a litany of troubles, including manure spills and a 2014 incident that caused a fire and methane gas explosion.

"A state-financed manure digester system near Waunakee is the first of its kind in Wisconsin. It has been touted by supporters, including Dane County officials, for generating electricity, limiting the spreading of excess cattle manure and reducing emissions of greenhouse gases.

"But the $12 million system — financed with $3.3 million in state funds — has fallen far short of expectations.

"In three years, pipeline breaks have caused three manure spills, totaling more than 400,000 gallons. In August, an explosion of methane gas knocked the roof off one of the digesters, sending smoke billowing high into the air.

"The state Department of Natural Resources started enforcement action against the developer, Milwaukee-based Clear Horizons, for the spills, lax record keeping and violating agreements to remove a key pollutant from the manure. In November, the DNR referred the matter to Justice Department lawyers for prosecution, documents show.

"Despite the subsidy, Clear Horizon said that it had lost $2.8 million since the start of the project in late 2010, according to the DNR in a March 25, 2014, document reviewing the company's troubles."

Read more:  http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/state-financed-manure-digester-plagued-by-spills-explosion-b99435123z1-290263421.html


I think that's a great idea: explode our poop.  Every time you've done your duty, lower the toilet lid and a small explosion will vaporize your poop.

Alltime10s Thursdays

Open Blog - Thursday


One day at a time, my friend.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

"Good-bye, Testicles"


Thank God that Whitman (Western Publishing) was there to educate children about this procedure.

Facebook Manners And You


Dear Madame Zoltar

Hi, my chilly cherubs!  How are you?  I'm stil trying to shake the last of the flu/cold I had last week.  I'm tired, too, so this won't be much of a blog.

The important thing is to say, "I love you."  Tell people that you love, that you do so.  You never know what life might throw at you next.

So, I'm sorry for the failure to launch here.  I need sleep badly.

Be careful out there, Irregulars.

Open Blog - Wednesday



I sleep til Thursday.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

"BACON SCENTED PILLOWCASES"

"Do you dream of cured meat? We do, and we know you do too.
"The future of sleep is here, and… it smells like cured meat. Our Bacon Scented Pillowcase uses advances in printing technology we stole from NASA to allow the scent of bacon to permeate your dreams and expand your mind. That’s right, the unmistakable scent of Bacon is embedded in the ink on these specially printed pillowcases.

"If cared for according to included instructions, this pleasing aroma should last for 6-12 months or more. It can even endure through multiple wash cycles – be sure to use an unscented detergent, wash separately in warm water, and air or tumble dry."
Read more: http://www.jdfoods.net/products/bacon-scented-pillowcases/

Open Blog - Tuesday


I'm too scared to move.

Monday, January 26, 2015

Things You Can't Take Back




Underwear...you can't take back underwear.

And you can't take back what comes out of your mouth. REMEBER, put brain in gear before mouth in motion.

Open Blog - Monday


The first four are easy compared to the last one.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

"Queen [featuring David Bowie] - 'Under Pressure' (Lyrics)"



That song was written and released in 1981. Seems to me that not much has changed since, except maybe to get worse.