Stranger than Fiction

Wilt Morris of Allenstown, PA, likes to take long walks in the woods.  Recently, he was met with a bear in his path.  Wilt didn't move and neither did the bear.  After a few fearsome seconds, Wilt offered the bear some of the beer he had been drinking.  The bear chugged the beer and appeared to ask for more.

Now, every Friday afternoon you can find Wilt and the bear getting drunk together on the nature path.  Wilt says, "It's great, but he never buys."