I awoke with explosive diarrhea. I loaded my underpants twice. I know where this came from. Last night I ate a ton of brownies and sugar cookies and mandarin oranges and all sorts of other shit. When I've been hungry for 2 weeks, I eat. Bad boy.
Well, I guess I'm updating the computer to Windows 7 today. I hate doing this. No matter how careful I am, I'm going to lose data.
Almost all animals (and humans) are cute when babies. But then they grow up and all hell breaks loose.
ReplyDeleteI awoke with explosive diarrhea. I loaded my underpants twice. I know where this came from. Last night I ate a ton of brownies and sugar cookies and mandarin oranges and all sorts of other shit. When I've been hungry for 2 weeks, I eat. Bad boy.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess I'm updating the computer to Windows 7 today. I hate doing this. No matter how careful I am, I'm going to lose data.
Just soiled pants #3.
ReplyDeleteI've also had an occasional craving for a cigarette lately.
ReplyDeleteJust crapped pair #4. I'm wearing used underpants right now. I'm not going to crap up all my clean underpants in a day.
ReplyDeleteI have an assortment adult disposable diapers you may have.
ReplyDeleteNew old stock.
They haven't been "used" yet.
Want a few packages?
Don't make a special trip just for the diapers (no problems since my first shit this morning), but, yes, I'll take some.
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