Here is a system for determining your dating market value if you are a man. Dating market value is a measurement of how you stack up against other men in the competition for attracting female interest. Be honest with yourself taking this survey. It will give you a fairly accurate assessment of the quality and number of women you are capable of attracting for a sexual relationship. Girls, you may take this quiz for your boyfriends to see if you are slumming it or about to be cheated on.
There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked. The scoring breaks down as follows:
-26: Why are you still alive? -25 to -20: You’re an omega. Celibacy has its charms. -19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution. -14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs. -9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself. 1 to 9: Classic beta. You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle. 10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. But you need game to close the deal. 15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. But you can still fuck up by being yourself. 20 to 25: You’re a natural. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face. 26: Super Alpha. Booty sticks to you like bird shit on car roofs.
I'll stick with the internet and Coca-Cola or coffee.
Shortly after moving out, she invited me to her new place. It was awkward and full of "pregnant pauses." So I started to head out and then she told me why I was there. She told me that she'd slept with Larry, my best friend. I think she was expecting a meltdown. I thought, "Who among my friends would I prefer bang Val? Why, Larry, of course." I smiled and said, "OK." I never told him that I knew.
Where was the internet 28 years ago?
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Here is a system for determining your dating market value if you are a man. Dating market value is a measurement of how you stack up against other men in the competition for attracting female interest. Be honest with yourself taking this survey. It will give you a fairly accurate assessment of the quality and number of women you are capable of attracting for a sexual relationship. Girls, you may take this quiz for your boyfriends to see if you are slumming it or about to be cheated on.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/
OK - can we agree that you are a *LOSER* with Women.
Check out some Alice Cooper - HEY - it's your life!
Alice Cooper - Welcome to My Nightmare/Cold Ethyl/Poison Live
https://youtu.be/6YAE4oipSXE
Now Man Up and change your game....
The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
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Then step it up from being stuck in the "Friend Zone" to Alpha Male, learn how:
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Well Orbs - how did ya score....
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There are 26 points to earn or lose based on the questions asked. The scoring breaks down as follows:
-26: Why are you still alive?
-25 to -20: You’re an omega. Celibacy has its charms.
-19 to -15: You actively repulse girls. Your kind will usher forth the sexbot revolution.
-14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs.
-9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself.
1 to 9: Classic beta. You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle.
10 to 14: A few attractive girls in the bar will be intrigued by your presence. But you need game to close the deal.
15 to 19: Congrats, you have crossed the alpha Rubicon. A lot of cute girls will be pleased when you hit on them. But you can still fuck up by being yourself.
20 to 25: You’re a natural. Many hot girls check you out and forgive your occasional pickup blunders. You always have a look of sexual satisfaction on your face.
26: Super Alpha. Booty sticks to you like bird shit on car roofs.
But i am a cuckold, many times over.
ReplyDeleteMy score was 0.
I'll stick with the internet and Coca-Cola or coffee.
Shortly after moving out, she invited me to her new place. It was awkward and full of "pregnant pauses." So I started to head out and then she told me why I was there. She told me that she'd slept with Larry, my best friend. I think she was expecting a meltdown. I thought, "Who among my friends would I prefer bang Val? Why, Larry, of course." I smiled and said, "OK." I never told him that I knew.