It is truly a crazy, crazy world.

Glad I can smile from time to time.... 
 
MADISON — Madison police say a 34-year-old man who thought his wife 
damaged his action figures retaliated by taking an ax to the family's 
car, television and laptop in the house. 
 
Madison Police Chief Mike Koval says the man called police just after 
10 p.m. Sunday and told them he had too much to drink and overreacted 
about his action figures. 
 
The man's name was not released. He was arrested and faces charges of 
disorderly conduct and felony damage to property. Police say he caused 
more than $5,000 in damages. 
 
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