Saturday, March 9, 2019

Putin 2020

14th Amendment Citizens

The Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution was adopted 
on July 9, 1868, as one of the Reconstruction Amendments. 
 
All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to 
the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the 
State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law 
which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the 
United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, 
liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any 
person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. 
 
https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/amendmentxiv 
 
Does not a State of war between Sovereigns exist if I refuse to be 
Subject to United States? 
 
What if I claim that my Birth Right is superior to the claim of United States? 
 
The14th Amendment was ratified after the War Between the States - and 
as Lysander Spooner so aptly notes: 
 
The Constitution has no inherent authority or obligation. It has no 
authority or obligation at all, unless as a contract between man and 
man. And it does not so much as even purport to be a contract between 
persons now existing. It purports, at most, to be only a contract 
between persons living eighty years ago. And it can be supposed to 
have been a contract then only between persons who had already come to 
years of discretion, so as to be competent to make reasonable and 
obligatory contracts. Furthermore, we know, historically, that only a 
small portion even of the people then existing were consulted on the 
subject, or asked, or permitted to express either their consent or 
dissent in any formal manner. Those persons, if any, who did give 
their consent formally, are all dead now. Most of them have been dead 
forty, fifty, sixty, or seventy years. And the constitution, so far as 
it was their contract, died with them. They had no natural power or 
right to make it obligatory upon their children. It is not only 
plainly impossible, in the nature of things, that they could bind 
their posterity, but they did not even attempt to bind them. That is 
to say, the instrument does not purport to be an agreement between any 
body but “the people” then existing; nor does it, either expressly or 
impliedly, assert any right, power, or disposition, on their part, to 
bind anybody but themselves. Let us see. Its language is: 
 
    “We, the people of the United States (that is, the people then 
existing in the United States), in order to form a more perfect union, 
insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote 
the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves 
and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the 
United States of America.” 
 
http://praxeology.net/LS-NT-6.htm 
 
When Congress once again resumes it's responsibilities - in regards to 
MONEY - and abolishes the Federal Reserve and FIAT money - then I 
shall re-consider being subject to United States. 
 
U.S. Constitution - Article 1 Section 10 
 
No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; 
grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of 
Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of 
Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing 
the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility. 
 
https://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A1ec10.html
 
Read in conjunction with the Ninth and Tenth Amendments, and the 
obligation-of-contracts clause (Art. I, sec. 10, cl. 1), we can 
identify five monetary policies that are constitutionally requisite in 
the United States: 
 
    The basic unit is the dollar, a silver coin containing 371.25 
grains of pure silver. 
    Only gold or silver coins, or currency backed by the same, are legal tender. 
    No state may issue coins or currency. 
    No one may counterfeit U.S-government-issued coins or currency. 
    Fiat money is forbidden. 
 
https://deanclancy.com/the-constitutions-seven-money-clauses/ 
 
Until then - United States is a rogue and foreign government which has 
usurped the original Founders intent and contract. Thus any 
contractual obligation or legal proceedings are null and void. 
 
There exists within United States a subversive and dangerous foreign 
enemy which has subverted the Constitution and allowed a private 
Central Bank - the Federal Reserve - to usurp Congress and grant the 
Federal Reserve the power to control and create money. 
 
When simple possession of money ceases to be evidence of debt and 
created out of thin air - then I may choose to contract with United 
States. OR - NOT.

FoxScam

Dear Village Board, 
 
The following post documents the Foxconn “Long March” Experience in 
Brazil - I highly recommend that you read it. It is also very well 
documented. Lots of links. 
 
https://concernedracinecountyresidentsjustsaynotofoxconn.wordpress.com/2019/03/09/the-foxconn-long-march-experience-in-brazil/ 
 
So we already know that the original promise to manufacture Gen 10 
screens - with 3,000 jobs paying $53,000 each, has been  abandoned due 
to Corning Glass refusing to locate a glass manufacturing plant in MTP 
next to Foxconn. Corning Glass refused to open the required 
manufacturing plant in MTP because Scott Walker would not fund it with 
taxpayer money. 
 
Foxconn, when directly asked by City of Racine Water Utility Manager 
Keith Hass as to what they would manufacture in the Mount Pleasant 
manufacturing facility - couldn't provide an answer. 
 
However - former Governor Scott Walker, Representative Robin Vos, 
Racine County Executive Jonathan Delagrave,  MTP President David 
DeGroot, and City of Racine Mayor Cory Mason have all promised 13,000 
jobs paying at least $53,000 each. 
 
Once again..... 
 
Former Governor Scott Walker, Representative Robin Vos, Racine County 
Executive Jonathan Delagrave,  MTP President David DeGroot, and City 
of Racine Mayor Cory Mason have all promised 13,000 jobs paying at 
least $53,000 each. 
 
OK - 
 
So just where are those 13,000 jobs paying at least $53,000 each? 
 
Does anybody have a timeline for that currently unfulfilled promise? 
 
Inquiring minds want to know. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy 

Hmmm

Moving from Jan to Harry and Tim in-between.....  
 
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2019/03/mailvox-getting-past-gamma.html 
 
After yesterday's new Voxiversity release, I'm getting a number of 
emails like these: 
 
    I was recently introduced to you by Owen, and after learning more 
from your past post. I learnt that I am a recovering Gamma. Although 
you made it clear that you don't like gammas, I am writing this email 
in the hopes that it is different for recovering ones. 
 
    While investigating it further, I have came upon this point of 
Gamma behavior: 
 
    Now that you think about it, in this last year or two you can 
recall several women cracking jokes at your expense, mocking you, 
degrading you to their friends, and otherwise holding you in low 
regard without any fear of consequences. 
 
    It was during a group discussion and she mocked me at not being 
good with woman, coming to tears just thinking of it. (God, why am i 
so weak...) This one hits me the hardest as it has happened at a 
church group and I wasn't able to defend myself, I didn't know how to 
interact with women all my life. 
 
    They are good guys, and I tend to make it a habit of mine to make 
myself the butt of the joke to lighten the mood, but this humiliation 
cuts close to bone if I am being honest. I take humiliation from the 
guys regularly and are okay with it for the most part. Please talk 
more about how to move past that gamma stage if you would like. 
 
First, let me make it clear that what I dislike so intensely about 
gammas is their common pattern of behavior. It's nothing personal. I 
just dislike dishonesty, posturing, false poses of superiority, 
unasked-for criticism, passive-aggression, and cowardice, all of which 
happen to be behavioral attributes of the average gamma male. And I 
certainly approve of when a gamma finally gets sick of himself and 
decides he's going to stop handicapping his potential by continuing to 
behave that way. 
 
So, I very much recommend that every gamma who wants to improve 
himself read the following four posts at Alpha Game, the series titled 
Graduating Gamma: 
 
    Step One: Physical 
    Step Two: Spiritual 
    Step Three: Emotional 
    Step Four: Mental

BY – TOR and the SNOWDOG!

Captain Caveman sezs: A Cold Drink and A Warm Hearth makes for a Great Winter!

Joe Jackson - Fools in Love

A Tribute to Orb's Marriage - and Angst.
 

Cowboys’ David Irving quits NFL over weed policy while smoking ‘blunt’

He’s on the grass — and off the turf.

Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman David Irving announced on Instagram late Thursday that he’s leaving the NFL, saying he’s prepared to “quit” football unless it loosens its stance on marijuana to match policies of other professional sports leagues.

Read more: https://nypost.com/2019/03/08/cowboys-david-irving-quits-nfl-over-weed-policy-while-smoking-blunt/

Friday, March 8, 2019

"Devastating": GM's Lordstown Chevy Cruze Plant Closes, More Job Losses



The last Chevrolet Cruze rolled through the production line Wednesday, hundreds of workers put down their tools and walked out of the plant in disgust as their futures were uncertain.

Read more:  https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-07/devastating-gms-lordstown-chevy-cruze-plant-closes-more-job-losses

Judge Lisa Neubauer is a Constitutional infidel, scofflaw, hypocrite* and bad judge.

*hyp·o·crite

Dictionary result for hypocrite


/ˈhipəˌkrit/
noun :  a person who indulges in hypocrisy.
  1. "the story tells of a respectable judge who turns out to be a cheat and a hypocrite"

Judge Lisa Neubauer complains about her 
civil rights being violated in the past while currently violating your civil rights.

To Know Judge Neubauer is to 
NO Judge Neubauer

On April 2nd you get to be the judge !



Read more: http://racinecountycorruption.blogspot.com/2019/03/judge-lisa-neubauer-is-constitutional_7.html

They was acting bad......

Dear City of Racine Alderpersons.... 
 
OH! The irony. 
 
Swerving Down Ratcine’s Roads With Dopee and Nopee 
 
OH! So sweet. and so... Sad for taxpaying Residents and Businesses. 
 
No Friend of Openness (“Dopee & Nopee”):  Leading the City of Ratcine 
to Bankruptcy. 
 
Officials including City Attorney Scott Letteney and Mayor Cory Mason, 
wasted more than $75,000 of taxpayers’ money on an unwise and 
ultimately failed effort to prevent the public from seeing 
run-of-the-mill emails and other records. Letteney’s office even at 
one point claimed it could not release records showing how much the 
city was spending on outside counsel for this foolish fight. The city 
trampled its citizens’ right to public information — and then made 
them foot the bill for it. 
 
THEY WAS ACTIN BAD IN RACINE WI….. 
 
https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/03/07/swerving-down-ratcines-roads-with-dopee-and-nopee/ 
 
*THANK YOU* Alderperson  Sandy Weidner for standing up and standing 
tall for Racine's underpaid, hardworking, often privately employed, 
taxpaying Residents and Small Businesses...  Sandy is an Angel of 
Light in a City enveloped by Darkness. 
 
Whistleblower of the Year (“Whoopee”): Sandra Weidner 
 
Not only did this Racine alderperson file suit over her city’s efforts 
to claim that some of her own email exchanges with constituents could 
not be made public because they dealt with advice from the city 
attorney’s office, she was actually cited for contempt of court for 
disclosing information about her case, which a Racine County judge 
decided to conduct in secret. After media groups intervened, virtually 
all of the case records were made public. But Weidner has spent tens 
of thousands of dollars to prevent the public from being kept in the 
dark about its right to know. 
 
https://www.wisconsinwatch.org/2019/03/wisconsin-freedom-of-information-council-names-2019-openness-award-winners/ 
 
Dopee and Nopee need to go. 
 
Write in Sandy Weidner for Mayor - April 2, 2019. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy 

Nevada Bill Will Allow Police To Search Everyone's Smartphone

Submitted by MassPrivatel
For years the push to replace physical drivers licenses with digital drivers licenses has relied one one thing; privacy. But all of the "fake news" the public has been fed about their privacy is about to come "crashing" down, literally.

A Nevada bill if passed would allow police to search everyone's smartphones.
Nevada bill AB200 allows police to search the phones of everyone involved in a car crash.
"An act relating to motor vehicles; authorizing a peace officer at the scene of a traffic crash to use technology to determine if a driver was using a handheld wireless communications device at the time of the crash; requiring the suspension of the driver’s license of a driver who refuses a request by a peace officer to use such technology; providing penalties;and providing other matters properly."
Does anyone still believe that once a cop uses a CellBrite to spy on your phone or discovers your smartphone's unique MAC address that they will not track you in the future? If retail stores can track customers MAC address's without a warrant don't you think police will too?
The bill states that motorists give up their rights simply by driving in Nevada.
"Section 1 further provides that any person who operates a vehicle in this State is deemed to have given consent to the use of an investigate technology device on the handheld wireless communications device when requested by a peace officer at the scene of a crash. If a person refuses such a request,the peace officer is required to seize the driver’s license or permit of the person and issue an order suspending the license or permit for 90 days."
What does this mean? If you are granted the privilege to drive by the government you agree to give up your Fourth Amendment right against being searched without probable cause. Do you still think America is the land of the free?

Gemalto got one thing right, digital drivers licenses are a "Utopia" for police and governments. According to Merriam Webster, Utopia is "an imaginary place; a place of ideal perfection especially in laws and government."
If you think U.S. police will respect motorists rights and only search your phone for just your drivers license information you are living in an imaginary place.
Defenders of digital licenses will say Nevada's police are only trying to determine if a phone was being used prior to the accident and that is it.

Read more: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-07/nevada-bill-will-allow-police-search-everyones-smartphone

You're Hired!

What a job! 

An experimental Swedish art project will pay you to do nothing for the rest of your life

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/An-experimental-Swedish-art-project-will-pay-you-13670047.php

Four for Fridays!

Good morning everyone I hope you had a good week. The only good thing is we are not getting a lot of the nasty S word. Here are your questions.

1) What is one thing that you really would like to do?

2) What is one thing that you really do no want to do?

3) What is one thing that you did and you are really glad that you did it?

4) What is one thing that you did and you really regret doing it?

I hope you have a great weekend and do not forget to set your clocks ahead an hour tomorrow night. 

Another One Bites the Dust

An iconic Midwestern resort, Heidel House Resort & Spa in Green Lake, 
has announced they will be closing their doors at the end of May after 
financial losses. 
 
It once served as a private estate in 1890 and began its journey as a 
hospitality spot for guests in 1945. 
 
Stacy Nemeth, Chief Operating Officer of Fiore Companies, Heidel House 
owners, say; 
 
"Times have changed particularly in the hospitality industry, and the 
resorts of yesteryear aren't necessarily the resorts that are 
capturing the interest of a new generation of travelers." 
 
If no buyer is interested in the resort, Fiore Companies will look 
into other development options and will continue to work with the City 
of Green Lake. 
 
https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/historic-resort-heidel-house-closing-in-may/1820867939 
 
https://www.heidelhouse.com/

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

TONIGHT: HOT GOVERNMENT

HOT GOVERNMENT meeting at Demarks Bar and Grill tonight,  Weds,  March 6th. at 7 PM.
Why Demark's Bar and Grill?
Because no great story begins with a salad.



Foxconn may be thinking about buying a building on the Capitol Square in Madison

From JSOnline:

BMO Harris Bank owns the six-story building at 1 W. Main St. in Madison. (Photo: Google)
Foxconn Technology Group appears to have organized a limited liability company that could be used to buy a downtown Madison office building.

Last month, a new corporation called FE One West Main Madison LLC was registered with the Wisconsin Department of Financial Institutions. The registered agent was listed as Alan Hung, with an office at 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. in Milwaukee.

That’s the address of Foxconn’s North American headquarters. Two business-information directories, Manta and Buzzfile, meanwhile, list Hung as an executive with FEWI Development Corp., one of the entities Foxconn established in 2017 when it unveiled plans for a massive manufacturing complex in Mount Pleasant.

MAKE SOME NOISE! RATCINE!



Dear City of Racine Alderpersons,

While the following Editorial does contain some mild profanity – I
recommend that you read it for the insightful commentary and lessons
which so aptly apply to City of Racine and the Mason Mayoral Debacle,
which shall likely exceed, by magnitudes,  the Dickert Disaster in
regards to the width and scope of it’s destruction to Taxpayers and
Businesses.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-05/one-mans-commute-through-west-philadelphia-30-blocks-potholes-shitholes-assholes

Read more:  https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2019/03/06/make-some-noise-ratcine/

Philly - or Ratcine?

Dear City of Racine Alderpersons, 
 
While the following Editorial does contain some mild profanity - I 
recommend that you read it for the insightful commentary and lessons 
which so aptly apply to City of Racine and the Mason Mayoral Debacle, 
which shall likely exceed, by magnitudes,  the Dickert Disaster in 
regards to the width and scope of it's destruction to Taxpayers and 
Businesses. 
 
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-05/one-mans-commute-through-west-philadelphia-30-blocks-potholes-shitholes-assholes 
 
 “If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you 
goodies at someone else’s expense, then you have no right to complain 
when they take your money and give it to someone else, including 
themselves.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
 "The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless 
liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. 
When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy.” ― Thomas 
Sowell 
 
“The problem isn’t that Johnny can’t read. The problem isn’t even that 
Johnny can’t think. The problem is that Johnny doesn’t know what 
thinking is; he confuses it with feeling.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
“Most officially “poor” Americans today have things that middle-class 
Americans of an earlier time could only dream about—including color 
TV, videocassette recorders, microwave ovens, and their own cars. 
Moreover, half of all poor households have air-conditioning.” ― Thomas 
Sowell 
 
 “One of the consequences of such notions as ‘entitlements’ is that 
people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes 
them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with 
their presence.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
"The welfare state is the oldest con game in the world. First you take 
people’s money away quietly and then you give some of it back to them 
flamboyantly.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
(Thanks MTP Resident (where it is less taxing) & City of  Racine Park 
& Rec Director  Tom Molbeck for stealing away kids Football, Baseball 
and Salmon-A-Rama away from overtaxed Residents) 
 
 “To believe in personal responsibility would be to destroy the whole 
special role of the anointed, whose vision casts them in the role of 
rescuers of people treated unfairly by “society”.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
Fortunately - the property tax cheating Mayor Cory Mason and his wife 
Rebecca reside in a Lake Michigan front property which has seen a 50% 
reduction in value! 
 
https://arrestrecordsofracinewipublicofficials.wordpress.com/2018/08/19/lifestyles-of-racines-rich-famous-politically-connected/ 
 
“Hillary Clinton said you know, it takes a village to raise a child 
and somebody said it takes a village idiot to believe that … it is 
part of the whole thing of third parties wanting to make decisions for 
which they pay no price for when they’re wrong.” ― Thomas Sowell 
 
Time to end the Blue Fist Looting of taxpaying Residents by City of 
Racine Mayor (and property tax cheat) Cory & Rebecca Mason. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy. 

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my sweety pies!  How are you?  Spring is only two weeks away, but the weather is not cooperating.  I'm so sick of snow and cold that I could vomit.  We get a couple of nice days where it looks like the snow could melt, and then we're hit with another blast of winter.  I think the winter is trying to make up for the mellow December that we had.  Two more weeks, I give the weather two more weeks and then it better be sunny and warm from then on.  If not, I'll place the dreaded Zoltar Curse on the weather.  Then we'll have snow in July and heat waves in January.  You can't screw up the weather much more than it already is. 

A knife fight occurred in Walmart's parking lot recently.  This is another sign of the degradation our city is dragged through by petty criminals.  I'm so tired of reading about this crap.  It seems that a good sized portion of city residents are animals.  When you call them on it, they are proud to be ignorant and uneducated.  It's an open race to see who can score the most benefits and free stuff.  They have no shame, so it's best to just lock them up and throw away the key.

I'm sorry to hear that Salmon-A-Rama might move.  The city wants to charge them $3,000 more than they have in the past.  What the hell is the matter with the clowns in local government?  We see less and less events at Festival Hall and Pershing Park.  So the city wants to charge more to the events that are left.  Most of them are nonprofit and such outrageous hikes in fees forces them to look elsewhere to stage their events.  Not much has changed since Mr. Mayor Coryuption Mason took office.  It appears that he is following in the infamous ways of lying John, pig and criminal.  Well, Mr. Mayor Mason looks a little like a pig.  He is short and fat.  As for his criminality, just check the record.  Why is his home's value $200,000 less than that of his neighbors?  So he can pay less in taxes, of course.  He's scamming ways to avoid taxes, but he wants us to pay more and more for the same old stuff.  I strongly suggest writing in Sandy Weidner for mayor on April 2.  She ran last time, but was knocked out of the race by City Attorney Scott Letteny's machinations.  He needs to be replaced, too.  And NOW.  He is a loose cannon and also a criminal, like so many of our "representatives."  Unfortunately, he has the goods on just about everybody in local government, so they're afraid to touch him.  Hmm, I can think of more than one way to dispose of the bearded lady.

St. Patrick's Day is on a Sunday this year.  Will the parade be held on that date or the Saturday before?  Whatever, Racine needs little excuse to get plastered.  Alcohol is everywhere and it's ten times more dangerous than cannabis.  Yet we legalize one and suppress the other.  The sheriff talks about drugged drivers in an attempt to scare people.  Want to be scared?  Just watch the patrons leave any bar at 2 AM.  They're drunk and they're driving.  The police know this, but do nothing about it.  There's so much more money in busting drunks after they've had an accident.  If they kill someone, too bad.  That's all, just too bad.  Where are the police when the bars close?  Why don't they bust bartenders for over-serving people?  Alcohol is protected by the police.  They need it to keep the $ flowing.  If people switch to cannabis over alcohol, all that drunk driving money goes out the window. 

And speaking of drunk driving, please make the first DUI a crime.  Wisconsin is a joke when it comes to drunk driving.  The police talk tough, but the drunks still flourish.  When you read that someone got busted for their 10th DUI, you have to wonder why such people are not imprisoned.  NO ONE should be allowed to achieve 10 DUIs.  What a stain on our police force. 

OK, I'm in a mood.  I'm tired of the lies that our government feeds us.  I'm tired of the secrecy that surrounds Mayor Butterball.  Secret courts, secret emails, secret negotiations, and secret plans - we pay for it all, but we're not allowed in on the secrets.  That's because the secrets would indict our "representatives."  Except for a few, our "representatives" are pigs wallowing in mud money.  If you bust them, they cry.

Well, don't let my evil mood color your day.  Usually, I can live with the fact that we are governed by criminals.  Just put bars around City Hall.  Usually, I can accept the fact that pigs run our city.  Sometimes, though, I have to speak out.

You should speak out, too, in the comments below.  And call your "representatives" and chew them out.  Do it regularly.  If enough people call, the "representative" will start to worry and maybe even be a little more honest.

Don't forget, my friends, that I love you all.  Thank you for reading my blog today. 

madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Keep your head up and speak the truth.  That should scare most of the criminals in government.  Stay informed and attend meetings like the one for HOT Government tonight.  See the next blog for details on that.
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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Clock and Bull

From The Shepherd Express:

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I got a full-up platter here, I kid you not. First, let me remind you’s that we got the Daylight Saving Time bureaucracy focking with the American people once again to the tune that we lose an hour of precious time come this Sunday. That stolen hour’s got to come from somewhere so I figured it may as well be the hour I would’ve spent pumping out this essay, what the fock.
And now that it’s the Lenten season, even as a lapsed Catholic but good, I still feel obligated to give up something, which right now is going to be finishing this essay, you betcha.
But before I go, let me tell you that I came across an enchanting article the other day on this Vox website with a headline which read: “Why parrots can talk like humans: Our closest mammal relatives haven’t been able to replicate human speech, but parrots do it easily.”
And naturally, I was reminded of a little story that goes something like this:
A very elderly lady, nearly blind, had three sons who wanted to prove who was best to her, probably to get their mitts on her dough when she died, what the fock.
Son Number One buys her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would be the best thing that any of them could offer her. Son Number Two buys her a beautiful brand-new Rolls-Royce with on-call chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval. And Son Number Three thought hard how to top his brothers, so he buys her a $30,000 parrot that had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the goddamn parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift!
So wouldn’t you know, the old lady goes to the first son and says, “Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it’s much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it’s too large to clean and take care of. I really don’t need the house, but thank you anyway.” And she says to the second son, “The car is wonderful. It has everything you could ever want, but I don’t drive; besides, I think the chauffeur’s a pervert, so please return the car.”
Then, to Son Number 3 she says, “I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious.” Ba-ding!”
OK, how ’bout one more on the theme of conversant members of the Animal Kingdom:
This guy Wally is driving up to his cottage by Crivitz there and he sees this sign by a farmhouse: “Talking Dog for Sale.” So he figures what the fock, rings the doorbell and this guy tells him that the dog is in the backyard. So Wally goes out back and sees this mutt sitting there in a lawn chair. “You talk?” he asks. “Does a bear shit in the woods?” the mutt says. “You got to be jerking my beefaroni,” Wally says, “so, what’s the story?”
Dog looks up and says, “Well sir, I discovered my gift as a pup and thought maybe I could help the government so I could earn some nice coin and buy my own food that would be better than the crap-out-of-a-bag I’d get from some fockstick owner. So I got in touch with the CIA and in no time they had me flying from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, ’cause no one figured a dumb dog would be eavesdropping the conversation. I was their most valuable spy for eight years in a row—56, my time. But flying around the goddamn globe all the time became one fat drag. I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at an airport to do some undercover security work, which was mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in on their conversations. So, to make a long story longer, I uncovered a score of nefarious dealings there and was awarded a whole bunch of medals. Settled down with some bitch, had a mess of puppies and now I’m retired.”
Wally is abso-focking-lutely amazed. He goes back to the farmhouse and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Owner says, “Ten bucks.” Wally says “done deal” but asks, “This dog is in-focking-credible, so why the hell on earth are you selling him?” Owner says, “Did that dog tell you about the CIA? Yeah, right. That mutt is so full of shit. You can’t believe a focking word he says and I’m sick of it.”
Ba-ding! ’cause I’m, Art Kumbalek and I told you so.

From: https://shepherdexpress.com/advice/art-kumbalek/clock-and-bull/

U.S. deaths from alcohol, drugs and suicide hit highest level since record-keeping began

From JSOnline:


The number of deaths from alcohol, drugs and suicide in 2017 hit the highest level since federal data collection started in 1999, according to an analysis of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data by two public health nonprofits.

The national rate for deaths from alcohol, drugs and suicide rose from 43.9 to 46.6 deaths per 100,000 people in 2017, a 6 percent increase, the Trust for America's Health and the Well Being Trust reported Tuesday. That was a slower increase than in the previous two years, but it was greater than the 4 percent average annual increase since 1999.

 Deaths from suicides rose from 13.9 to 14.5 deaths per 100,000, a 4 percent increase. That was double the average annual pace over the previous decade.

Read more: https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/health/2019/03/05/suicide-alcohol-drug-deaths-centers-disease-control-well-being-trust/3033124002/

Chiraq & Second City Cop

Dear City of Racine Alderpersons, 
 
Chiraq leads - Ratcine follows - 
 
from Second City Co 
 
"Choose the Form of the Destructor!!" 
 
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13350456&postID=1289453695560147244 
 
Looking' mightily that in City of Ratcine - the Destructor is gonna be 
Da' Mayor - Cory "Butterball" Mason. 
 
Jus' saying. 
 
Gotta admit - Cory "Butterball" Mason does bear an uncanny resemblance 
to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! 
 
https://youtu.be/7aW8oyTgA60 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Tim & Cindy. 

‘It’s A Serious Degree’: Students Across US Now Majoring In Marijuana At Colleges



GALLOWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. (CBS) — Colleges are now adding cannabis to their curriculum. Grace DeNoya is used to getting snickers when people learn she’s majoring in marijuana.

“My friends make good-natured jokes about getting a degree in weed,” said DeNoya, one of the first students in a new four-year degree program in medicinal plant chemistry at Northern Michigan University. “I say, ‘No, it’s a serious degree, a chemistry degree first and foremost. It’s hard work. Organic chemistry is a bear.'”

As a green gold rush in legal marijuana and its non-drug cousin hemp spreads across North America, a growing number of colleges are adding cannabis to the curriculum to prepare graduates for careers cultivating, researching, analyzing and marketing the herb.

Read more:https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/03/04/its-a-serious-degree-students-across-us-now-majoring-in-marijuana-at-colleges/ 

‘Get a slave ship, get them motherf***ers out’: Snoop Dogg in shocking rant at LA Lakers (EXPLICIT)

© Global Look Press / Daniel DeSlover, Javier Rojas

Rapper Snoop Dogg has unleashed his full fury at the struggling LA Lakers, laying into his beloved NBA team as a bunch of “sorry motherf***ers” in a shocking X-rated rant – but sparing star man LeBron James.

The Lakers went down to a 118-109 loss to the Phoenix Suns – the bottom-placed Western Conference team – in another hapless performance on Sunday.

It was a new low in a disappointing season for James and Co., as they languish in 10th in the Western Conference standings.

Read more:  https://www.rt.com/sport/452972-snoop-dogg-la-laker-video/

HOT GOVERNMENT

HOT GOVERNMENT meeting at Demarks Bar and Grill tomorrow,  Weds,  March 6th. at 7 PM.
Why Demark's Bar and Grill?
Because no great story begins with a salad.



Traffic - The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys

I live near the intersection of Hwys. 20 and 31 now.  Everything is handy, but the traffic is burdensome.  I swear that I spend as much time at stoplights as I do driving around here.  I've come to hate the traffic and usually run errands starting at 6:00 AM.  Walgreens, Piggly Wiggly, Walmart Neighborhood Mart and BP gas are all open.  Within an hour, the roads are jammed.  What gas crisis?