ILLUMINATING
HIDDEN
TRUTHS
Jeffrey Churchwell
Walworth County Circuit Court Case # 2019FO001146
County of Walworth vs. Jeffrey Scott Churchwell
Meet Jeffrey Churchwell
AKA Citizen Shithead
AKA Citizen Shithead
Mr. Churchwell created quite a
shitstorm
for defecating outside in a public park for almost two years,
told
authorities he was "being an
idiot" and that he did it for convenience and to be disrespectful.
WTF!
Reports indicated Churchwell had been
defecating outside of
and on a building at Natureland Park in the town of
Whitewater, sometimes several times per day, since 2017.
Authorities
caught Churchwell on Oct. 8 after sheriff's deputies had spoken to a worker
at the Walworth County Highway Shop who complained about someone defecating on
a park building and leaving used toilet paper behind.
The
worker showed deputies photos from trail cameras that showed a man defecating
in the park. The pictures also showed Churchwell's car parked nearby and a
partial plate number, which was used to identify
Jeffrey Churchwell.
"I'm
so disappointed in myself," said Churchwell where he had the opportunity
to teach English classes in the Milton School District. He stressed the
importance of involved citizenship and there he is being a shitty citizen
of Walworth County. Churchwell also added that he's sickened by his own
hypocrisy.
"As well, after
REALLY thinking about why I did what I did," an email continued, "I
came to the conclusion that I allowed my thrill-seeking, self-indulgent pride
and ego both get the best of me."
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Churchwell
will have to pay $365 in fines plus $5,705 in restitution to the Public
Works Department, which cleaned up after him.
Mr. Churchwell brings new meaning to being a
piece of shit.
Got a duece to spare?
How about dropping it off on his front porch?
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