Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my sweets!  How are you?  I'm doing well.  The Sheriff was wrong last week.  I don't have the coronavirus.  At least, not yet.  Tomorrow is the first day of spring.  I know that it won't warm up suddenly, but it's the symbolism that counts.  Officially, we're over with winter.  It may snow some more, but winter is beat, used up.  I'm so happy that I could poop.  Time to start looking forward to cool spring breezes and the sprouting of everything.  If you keep a careful eye on the landscape, you will see miracles all through the spring.  Nature is a magician.

So, of course, the topic that is on everyone's mind is the coronavirus.  All of the news media are hung up on it.  It's the biggest story in decades.  Here's the headline from yesterday's Journal Times:

"Avoid people, period!" it read.  You know, if you could actually do that, it could make life easier, if lonelier.  I know that I've had days when I wanted nothing to do with others.  Those are the days when I lean on  Señor Zanza.  When I can't do something, he can.  What a wonderful man!  He claims to have a natural immunity to COVID-19.  I don't know if that's true or not, but we'll find out . . .

Junior is home from school and driving me nits.  He's going stir crazy in the house.  We're trying to stay indoors as much as possible, and that goes against the natural tendencies of teenagers.  Junior wants to bust out.  He can't sit still.  Sometimes I think I should tie him down.  I have to keep buying him video games to make him docile.

Everyone has declared an emergency over the coronavirus.  Mr. President Trump seemed a little confused early on, but now he's catching on.  Some entire cities are on lockdown.  Can you imagine that?  Pretty soon Mr. President can declare martial law.  Of course, it would be "for our own good."  Ha!

China is trying to blame the outbreak on the U.S.  They claim that we engineered the coronavirus in a laboratory and then introduced it into Wuhan.  Who knows?  Our government routinely engages in the most horrific plots against perceived enemies.  The CIA and NSA are full of dirty tricks.  Why we would want to unleash this pandemic on the world is beyond me,  unless, of course,   world domination is the goal.  Hmm . . .

The panic buying and hoarding are awful.  The first thing that the population of our country thinks of during a crisis is toilet paper.  My God.  "If the illness spreads, how will I wipe my butt?"  Times like these bring out the worst in humanity.  People are hoarding bottled water, hand sanitizer and wipes.  Paper products are sold out everywhere.  Oh my.

I think that hoarders should have their faces rubbed in the spit of active corona virus cases.  I'm so sick and tired of the selfishness of people.  It's discouraging to watch how some of us behave.  You don't dare call anyone on it unless you want to fight.  People are proud of their selfishness and stupidity.  They'll fight to retain them.  I'm of the opinion that some people should just be put down for the good of society as a whole.  You know who they are.

Thank you for reading my blog this week.  I appreciate and love all of my readers.  We're family.  Let the love flow.

madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Please be sure to respect one another.  It's our best hope for peace.
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