Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dears!  How are you?  We're still recovering from last week's derecho.  The windstorm caused major damage to our home and yard, but at least I learned a new word: derecho.  Oh my!  What a price to pay for expanding my vocabulary. 

Have you been following the brouhaha over the Post Office and its new leader?  What a mess.  Earlier this month I paid a bill by mail.  It took ten days to go from here to Carol Stream, Illinois.  It would have been faster to tape my payment to a turtle and pointing it south.  How is the Post Office supposed to deal with millions of mail-in ballots this November?  Now is not the time to be cutting back on the PO's services.  Even Mr. President Trump and his wife are mailing in their ballots.  If anything, now is the time to be adding people and services to the PO.  What is the matter with our government?  When did things become so contentious in politics?  When will America work again?  I'm so sick of this . . .

The COVID-19 pandemic grinds on unabated.  I'm tired of wearing a mask all of the time.  I feel like the Lone Ranger.  Or maybe I feel like Tonto.  I quote from the internet: "In Navajo, on the other hand, 'kemosabe' translates as 'soggy shrub.' If this seems an odd thing for faithful friend Tonto to call the Lone Ranger, perhaps he was just repaying the Ranger's long-standing insult. 'Tonto,' after all, is a Spanish word meaning 'stupid.'”  At least the Lone Ranger could breathe while wearing his mask.  I nearly suffocate when I wear mine.  

Señor Zanza refuses to wear a mask.  He dares any law enforcement officer to say or do anything about it.  He gets a very dark look on his face when he says that.  I wouldn't mess with him.

I would like to mess with Mr. McMayor Cory 'Butterball' Mason.  Mr. Butterball is playing favorites with his mandate that HOT Government must meet DOT standards in their proposed painting of the roundabout in front of City Haul (in-the-cash).  No such requirement was met for the painting of "Black Humanity Now" in front of the courthouse.  By the way, "Black Humanity Now" males no sense.  It's too bad that our minorities' ignorance of the English language is on such a large display.  More RUSD graduates, no doubt. 

Perhaps if HOT GOvernment would riot and loot, the city would take them seriously.  What a horseshit double standard that Mr. Butterball displays.  And he uses the Shyster Letteney to do his dirty work for him.  I would love to see an accrual accounting of the money that these two buffoons have spent on their various enterprises.  Be sure to watch Talking Racine to learn more. 

Sigh.  Every week I promise myself that I won't discuss local politics in my blog, and every week I can't help it.  In any other city, our civic "leaders" would be in jail for their crimes against the city.  At best, they deserve tarring and feathering.  Butterball should be slowly roasted in an oven until his eyeballs pop.  What absolute pigs run Racine.  Enough ranting and raving.  I'm going to sit down with a nice cup of tea and dream about federal agents knocking down Butterball's door and dragging him and his corrupt wife/judge off to jail.

I love you all and thank you for reading my blog.

madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Please be sure to respect one another.  It's our best hope for peace.
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