Believe it or not, I took the time to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page. I think the Sheriff did a good job to CYA. But is anything missing? Should things be added like.....
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I think my avatar should be added to it. LOL
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If the erection last more than 4 hours, you experience uncontrollable sexual urges or compulsive gambling, forget the physician, call me..... ;D
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Did I stutter?
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