Monday, June 23, 2008

Making sure the disclaimer is complete

Believe it or not, I took the time to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page. I think the Sheriff did a good job to CYA. But is anything missing? Should things be added like.....
Wash in cold water only. Do Not bleach.
If an erection lasts for more than 4 hours, contact a physician.
Any ideas?
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18 comments:

  1. Kcin97June 23, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    I think my avatar should be added to it. LOL

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  2. OrbsCorbsJune 23, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    May cause drowsiness. Do not read while operating heavy machinery or motor vehicles. Contents under pressure. Use only as directed.

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  3. kkditherJune 23, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    If the erection last more than 4 hours, you experience uncontrollable sexual urges or compulsive gambling, forget the physician, call me..... ;D

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  4. WingerJune 23, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  5. drewzepmeisterJune 23, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    Batteries not included.

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  6. AnonymousJune 23, 2008 at 5:32 PM

    To be used under the supervision of a responsible adult.

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  7. fungiJune 23, 2008 at 6:20 PM

    May cause anal leakage.

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  8. hale-boppJune 23, 2008 at 6:27 PM

    It is illegal to rebroadcast or retransmit the images, video or account of this web site without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

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  9. WingerJune 23, 2008 at 10:11 PM

    Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

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  10. SERJune 24, 2008 at 2:17 AM

    Navigation of this website under the influence of alcohol may cause irreversible brain damage.

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  11. SERJune 24, 2008 at 2:18 AM

    Navigation of this website under the influence of alcohol may cause irreversible brain damage.

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  12. SERJune 24, 2008 at 2:19 AM

    Did I stutter?

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  13. Kcin97June 24, 2008 at 8:29 AM

    Safety goggles recommended.

    Do not use while sleeping.

    This website will only work when actual brain matter is between your ears.

    CAUTION: Risk of "shock and awe".

    Use of this website may be hazardous to your health. This website may contain Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

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  14. Kcin97June 24, 2008 at 8:31 AM

    For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes.

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  15. OrbsCorbsJune 24, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting JT Irregulars Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.

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  16. kkditherJune 24, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    Repeated viewing of this site may cause: sleep deprivation, tunnel vision, wide variances in opinion, selective hearing, mood swings including uncontrollable giddiness and euphoria, marital discord, and in rare cases can increase levels of common sense.

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  17. AvengingAngelJune 24, 2008 at 3:23 PM

    For indoor use only.

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  18. AnonymousJune 25, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    Apply liberally to effected area.

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