One night, as he finished his last beer, Joe's doorbell rang. He answered the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, the doorbell rang, and he found the same six-foot cockroach standing there the big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The same thing happened the next night. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.
"Not much," the doctor replied.
"There's just a nasty bug going around."
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A teacher stated,'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must have been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl.
'My kitty raised his back, went Ffff 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'
The teacher wet her pants laughing.
**g r o a n**
Funny stuff. :)
I knew a girl they called the Monday night groaner, but that's probably different than how you meant it.
AA...you're bad....laugh'in.
Ba dum pump.....TSSSSH (air drums).
Guy gets home from work and shouts to the wife"get me a beer before it starts"
About 10 minutes go by and the guy shouts again "get me a beer before it starts"
3rd time was the charm..........man yells"get me a beer before it starts"
Wife snaps back who the hell do you think you are ordering beer after beer when I spend all day working and cooking and cleaning blah blah blah
Man says dam, it started............
Just for you SER
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