Every week or so, the Journal Times publishes an account of another award it has "won" from the self-serving, self-awarding journalism industry. And every week the writing in the newspaper gets more dismal.
Along those lines, I have decided that we at the JTI deserve an award, too. So I am awarding us with an award for not awarding too many awards to awardless people like us.
Congratulations to us!
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"To the Academy, I am so humbled to accept this award. I just have a short 5 page list of people to thank...."
I'd like to thank all the little people...
Dang, I WANT THAT award! Do I have to stop patting myself on the back?
Well, thank you to all the small minded people that encouraged the creation of this newsworthy publication!
Maybe that didn't come out right.....
Oh wow, I was just banned from the JT because I posted and asked why all of the comments with legitimate concerns that were critical of the JT were being deleted. So they deleted my comment and banned me. I wish I hadn't already cancelled my subscription because I'd love to call them right now and tell them why I'm no longer paying for their rag.
Congrats all you JTI's! This is the best award I've ever seen! :)
That's What She Said, I think you should get some sort of award for that.
Award for stupidest reason for being banned? Unfortunately there seems to be too many other people who also qualify for that award. lol
Thank you,thank you! *Puts on sunglasses and gives rock star pose*
I'd like to thank GOD and MY MOM for this award! With out them I could have never reached such a goal. Wait what was my goal? Where am I? Damn wine. I'm gonna stumble to the after awards party anyone coming with me?
I nominate this Award for an Awardie (the Award for the best Award).
and I thought it was an honor just to be nominated,but to get this prestigious a..w..a..r..d (sniff sniff... now uncontrollable sobs of happiness....)
thank (sniff)you , thank(sniff)you (sniff) so much (sniff, sniff)
Liz with all that sniffing you better blow your nose. You gotta dripper starting.
I ain’t accepting or thanking any one...lets just get out the beer, tequila and wine and party our socks off!!!!
Shots of tequila for everyone! Hey Abby, I'll go with you.... Hic!
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