Thursday, April 2, 2009

JTI Awarded "Excellence In Awarding Itself Awards" Award

http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2009/04/02/local_news/doc49d40d002c1c3936083081.txt

Every week or so, the Journal Times publishes an account of another award it has "won" from the self-serving, self-awarding journalism industry. And every week the writing in the newspaper gets more dismal.

Along those lines, I have decided that we at the JTI deserve an award, too. So I am awarding us with an award for not awarding too many awards to awardless people like us.



Congratulations to us!
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 2, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    "To the Academy, I am so humbled to accept this award. I just have a short 5 page list of people to thank...."

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  2. OrbsCorbsApril 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    I'd like to thank all the little people...

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  3. kkditherApril 2, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    Dang, I WANT THAT award! Do I have to stop patting myself on the back?

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  4. BeejayApril 2, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Well, thank you to all the small minded people that encouraged the creation of this newsworthy publication!

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  5. BeejayApril 2, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Maybe that didn't come out right.....

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  6. That's What She SaidApril 2, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Oh wow, I was just banned from the JT because I posted and asked why all of the comments with legitimate concerns that were critical of the JT were being deleted. So they deleted my comment and banned me. I wish I hadn't already cancelled my subscription because I'd love to call them right now and tell them why I'm no longer paying for their rag.

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  7. Bar L.April 2, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Congrats all you JTI's! This is the best award I've ever seen! :)

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  8. OrbsCorbsApril 2, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    That's What She Said, I think you should get some sort of award for that.

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  9. That's What She SaidApril 2, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Award for stupidest reason for being banned? Unfortunately there seems to be too many other people who also qualify for that award. lol

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  10. drewzepmeisterApril 2, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Thank you,thank you! *Puts on sunglasses and gives rock star pose*

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  11. AnonymousApril 2, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    I'd like to thank GOD and MY MOM for this award! With out them I could have never reached such a goal. Wait what was my goal? Where am I? Damn wine. I'm gonna stumble to the after awards party anyone coming with me?

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  12. hale-boppApril 2, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    I nominate this Award for an Awardie (the Award for the best Award).

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  13. LizardmomApril 2, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    and I thought it was an honor just to be nominated,but to get this prestigious a..w..a..r..d (sniff sniff... now uncontrollable sobs of happiness....)
    thank (sniff)you , thank(sniff)you (sniff) so much (sniff, sniff)

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  14. AnonymousApril 2, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    Liz with all that sniffing you better blow your nose. You gotta dripper starting.

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  15. SERApril 2, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    I ain’t accepting or thanking any one...lets just get out the beer, tequila and wine and party our socks off!!!!

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  16. AvengingAngelApril 3, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Shots of tequila for everyone! Hey Abby, I'll go with you.... Hic!

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