TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER..'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
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I think I woke up the neighbors laughing!
Are you sure that was a doll, because I think I've done that before. HEEHEE
SER: That's a riot. It will certainly become one of my wife's favorites.
BTW, Did any of you other FINE people ever buy a copy of "Walter the Farting Dog"? or am I the only one?
That was hysterical SER. We had a blow up doll at work once, but thats an entirely different story.
Hey Mary: You don't want to sell it do you?
Toad
Unfortunately Lola was taken down to Ft. Sill in Lawton and the story was she was having so much fun that she decided to stay.
She started out as a joke and then became a helper. When the Director of Operations got thrown from her horse and broke her elbow, Lola was at the ready. Dressed sharp in a business suit and as always, with a poem.
We bought a doll for one of my friend's birthday....hysterical....how did we get away with this at The Travelers???? How did we??? Oh dear.
How old were they?
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