drank - the Anti-Energy Drink

There's an "Extreme Relaxation Beverage" on the market called drank: http://www.drankbeverage.com/.

"It’s been around since June 2008, taking the American Hip Hop south by storm. On their site (www.drankbeverage.com), 'drank' claims to 'calm and relax you', with zero side effects and ultimate effects. But how? Melatonin, valerian root and rose hips."

The above quote comes from an article entitled "Drank: the Anti-Red Bull?" in SoJones, an online magazine.

Then there's this news release:
Columbus, GA-based Anheuser-Busch Wholesaler, B & B Beverage Company, to Distribute One-of-a-Kind 'Extreme Relaxation'(TM) Beverage, drank(TM).

It looks like this stuff is gaining momentum, even though their slogan is "Slow Your Roll." They say it tastes like grape soda and goes well with vodka.

Officer: "Have you been drinking?"
Motorist: "I've only been drinking drank and I'm not drunk, sir."