A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true,
We must never forget.......
Old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
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Yeah, the odor burns the eyes all right.
Here's a fart poem my dad taught me
"Better to fart and share the blame and not to fart and bare the pain."
Hey Orbs, have you ever had a "Thougt" fart?
"Thought" (sorry, I forgot the "h": I was farting at the time)
If memory serves, the average adult human being produces about a quart of methane per day (that is the volume at STP of course!)
Why do women pass less gas than men?
Because women don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure!
logjam, a brain fart? I have them alk the time. *toot* What were we talking about?
Some say, "it's better to burp and taste it, then fart and waste it"!
I belched a good one once and the mrs. chastised me for doing so. I told her "Fine, I'll save it and use it for a fart next time."
No, a brain fart doesn't make any noise, unless you open your mouth.
A Thought fart is when you Thought you had to fart, but shit your pants instead.
"...but shit your pants instead"
That would be a fart that brought friends to the party.
And in memory of good old George, "farts are shit without the mess."
Thanks, for the Thought fart explanation, I think. Er, thought. Uh, whatever. Yeah, I think everybody has had one or two of those, unfortunately.
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