I go to Gold's Gym here in Tucson...have been ever since I moved here over 4.5 years ago. You see the same people a lot of the time and eventually end up chatting. Some its just casual greetings, others you get to know better and end up hanging out with outside the gym.
Well, there is one woman who falls into the former category. Don't even know here name, but we say hi. She has been going there then entire time I have. She is a bit younger than me. I have always wondered if she was some sort of exotic dancer since she frequently is wearing long fake eyelashes when she works out.
Well, I hadn't seen her for a couple of weeks. Today I saw her again and it looks like she went to Whoville. Her hearts grew three sizes. Yeah, she has two...one on the left and one on the right and they both grew (maybe she's a Time Lord Grinch?)
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Boob implants? If she's an exotic dancer, maybe those can be written off as a business expense.
Another one, there is a gym at the Las Vegas airport. I had a long (~5 hour) layover there so I went to work out (don't worry, they have towels and showers available).
A woman came in and went into the aerobics room. She put on her music and was dancing. She was very good so I chatted with her briefly as she left. I asked if she was a performer and it turns out she danced in one of the topless shows on the strip. Smoked her right out!
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