One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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I'm pretending to be SER tonight.
y'all need to have a "like" button to click on - like facebook...
Another winner.
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agreed sylvia!!
and like the 'like' kk :)
I searched the gadgets for a 'like' button, but didn't find any. :-(
sylvia, considering the joke and your response to it, I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted, or both. ;-P
I like it.....
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