The world is ending Saturday, and you haven't given me all your stuff yet. Face it, you won't be needing it for the Rapture, and I can use it during my final days. Show your true faith and face your fate with open arms. I promise, my arms will be open wide to take your stuff before you leave. You'll be happy, and I'll be VERY happy.
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For a mere $1,000, I can guarantee you that you will survive the rapture on Saturday.
Question not, I shall obey...
My credit cards are coming two day delivery. There is a total of $1.48 still unused on them. And thank you for being so considerate.
Aaaah, my credit card payment is due Sunday...guess I won't pay it.
Think bigger, huck. I put out my offer to take stuff off people's hands on facebook, twitter, and craigs list.
Something I noticed a long time ago HB. A lot of folks talk the talk, but they seem to always hedge their bets. If anyone tosses you anything with your blanket approach, share man, share. LOL
I've got a maxed out credit card...
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