A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
“2 were on the phone."
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Nice SER... I've got to start writing these down.
The sixth one was flying frantically around in the bathroom because the toilet seat was left up.
Oh hell no Logjam...way tooo funny
Finally, we get some shots in at the women, too.
You wouldn't understand until you've unknowingly sat in a cold bowl of water in the middle of the night. I'm just saying....
I'm confused ....again...lol
Laughin' my ass off logjam!
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