Hello, my capricious carnations! How are you? My, hasn’t it been a mild August so far? It seems like we had our August heat in July. Of course, the month is barely half over and Mother Nature can be capricious, too.Below is your weekly screenshot from the Journal Times’ online article, “Your guide to summer fun in Racine County,” http://www.journaltimes.com/lifestyles/leisure/article_ff8c2baa-7672-11e0-88b9-001cc4c03286.html. There are still plenty of things to do in and about town. The Racine Zoo car show has always been one of Junior’s favorites. Perhaps he and I and Senor Zanza will attend this Sunday. We shall see.
I’m sorry, dear readers, but I don’t have a lot of time to spend on my blog this week. I have been very busy with a number of personal matters, including Senor Zanza’s mother’s health problems, and car problems, and computer problems, and my own health problems. Sometimes it feels overwhelming. That’s when I turn to Madame Zoltar’s® Rejuvenating Tonic and Fuel System Cleaner.™ A couple of snorts of that and everything starts to look rosy again. Plus, one bottle in your gas tank with every oil change prevents sludge buildup. Try it today!
Oh gee, I’m sorry again. I slipped right into a sales pitch. Tee hee. The retail life has me always on the lookout for the next sale. But I don’t do that with my Irregulars or regular readers. You are family. Thank you, family, for reading my blog today. I love you, family. Enjoy the beautiful weather, family. I’m looking forward to the next family reunion at Beejay’s house.
Family feud? Madame Zoltar knows the path to peace: madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com.
Don’t forget North Beach or the Dr. Clark Fountain downtown for “water sports.” Cool, refreshing, and free. Splish splash. Whisternefet!
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4 comments:
Happy Wednesday to you to Madame Zoltar.
Please don’t worry about the sales pitch, it is always nice to see what types of new products you have available for our health needs both physical and mental.
Yes it is nice to see all the little children playing in the water at the Dr. Clark Fountain; such a positive thing for Racine!
So sorry to hear that life has been pushing you around, Madame. There seems, lately, to be a black cloud hovering at all times in the near vicinity.
As my dear fried told me... "pip, pip and all that rot!" I guess he is right, you get up the next day and do what you have to do to make it through... and eat some head cheese and Bob's your uncle or something British to that effect.
I agree with SER, it is always interesting to learn of the myriad of uses of your tonics. I'm needing more of that purple one you sampled to me... I don't recall the name; it tastes like grape jelly and smells like lilacs, and gently glides your thoughts to a more serene tableau.
kk, if Mme. Z can't come up with the right stuff to put you in a happy place, there's a lot of dealers in my neighborhood who have all sorts of pills, powders, and stuff to make you smile.
Holy Mackeral. I don't think I ever saw the word "Capricious" In print before. People have certainly used It toward me, but I guess I never really saw It before.
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