Here is a question that has at one time or another crossed many peoples mind, but has yet been to be answered in a public quorum. So I thus pose it to you, the Irregulars.
When people shower, more times than not they are alone, in private. And being in private people tend to do things that can be kept under lock. Things like.....tinkling in the shower. I mean who is going to know? So here is the question posed to our distinguished panel: If you pee while taking a shower, is it mandatory for you to wash your hands afterwards?
And your opinionated responses are..........
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I hope you take the Scrubbing Bubbles in the tub with you!
It's so funny you ask that.......
Little story..
Went to a bar in Kenosha one day to watch some friends play softball. Just sitting at the bar with Mr DA and the guy sitting 2 chairs down asked me that same question! I swear, I was speechless..... for some reason that has always stuck in my head as the worst pick-up line or conversation starter EVER!
Oh, but he didn't ask if I washed my hands after... maybe he was getting to that and stopped after the disgusted look I gave him!
Was that you Logjam???????????
Hey, kk, Seinfeld did a bit on this, when George said he peed in the shower and Jerry was disgusted by it. George said all the drain pipes connect anyway. "Pipes are pipes!" he yelled.
I remember Madonna on Letterman a long time ago saying that she peed in the shower and that the urine was good for fighting foot infections. I belief she was spoofing. This was during their fake "feud."
When I'm in the shower, I wash everything - some parts more slowly than others. :-P
My uncle said that to get rid of a condition on your hands you should urinate on them. Sure enough on my husbands medicine was the word uric acid. My uncle said they did this in logging days. Long time ago.
Thanks for the Seinfeld reference Orbs, I knew KK & I would get more of ya'll hooked...Jimmy doesn't pee in showers...lol
Thanks for all this useful info, folks. Get me the bleach!
Okay, since we are potty talking.... there is something to the urine and infection deal. When we were infants, now don't gag... the doctor told my mother the best and safest remedy for trench mouth was to use a wet diaper to wipe out the mouth.
I recalled the seinfeld reference immediately when loggy wrote this. I kind of figured you were all tired of that by now. I tend to agree with George, why was the guy looking there in the first place?
Unlike #2, #1 is a sterile fluid. If it isn't, you will know it (and you better start hitting the cranberry juice). And no, I have never been in a bar in Kenosha...(well maybe one or two....BUT I NEVER BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC).
It has been awhile since my anthro classes, but I do believe in some cultures, the urine is very useful, but yuck KK.
Personally, I would like to hear MinnyChick's top ten best and worse pick up lines. Just for my records... of course. Please share with the class, MC? lol
BTW, KK... are potty mouth & trench mouth the same thing? Inquiring minds...
I know I have a potty mouth... but then again, maybe I was unknowingly subjected to the diaper treatment.
Logjam, You never cease to amaze me. I would answer. It all depends on If you pee as soon as you enter the shower, or while your actually showering?
KK, I thought I heard of everything. I am really surprised by that one. OH MY. I do however know, that should you be stung by a Jellyfish (beejay) You should pee all over the sting. It will stop the horrific pain.
From what I learned from this blog Toad, once you think heard it all, something new comes up...
Just wait for it....
toad, that's exactly what the legendary surfer did in the "Surfs Up cartoon
Yes, yuk, yuk, yuk. I'd never do it to a baby.
I think mythbusters debunked the peeing on a jellyfish sting?
What is this, a pissing contest?
Is that a golden shower?
I love that show, mythbusters
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