An elderly couple were sitting at the breakfast table one fine morning, when the old woman says to her husband, "Just think, honey, we've been happily married now for 50 years."
"Yes," he replied. "Fifty years ago we were probably sitting here at this breakfast table together. But back then we were probably buck naked!"
The granny snickered, "Well... what do you think? Should we?"
The husband readily agreed, and in a flash both the prune-like coffin-dodgers had stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly said. "My nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago!"
"I'm not surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the others in your oatmeal!"
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