Hello, my harmonious honeydews! How are you?
The warm weather continues. It
seems like everything is in bloom.
Trees, shrubs, flowers: all blooming, all over the place. Everywhere you look in the landscape,
something is putting on a show. So
pretty, and, yet, there is still that lingering fear that the environment is
screwed up big time. That old margarine
commercial said, “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.” I say, it’s not nice to
fool
with Mother Nature. She can be a b**ch.
Speaking of Mr. OrbsCorbs, he submitted an email this week:
Dear Madame Zoltar,
Did you know that there are “professional” cat and dog
whisperers out there? Some claim they
can communicate with any animal. They
charge up to $50, and more, for a “reading” done over the telephone. I can’t afford that. How the heck can they read your pet’s mind
over the telephone?
Anyway, I was wondering if you aren’t also an animal
whisperer, Madame Zoltar, in addition to your vast array of other powers. And if you are, would you be willing to tell
me what Charlie, my cat, thinks of me?
Thank you very much,
OrbsCorbs
Dear Mr. OrbsCorbs, thank you so much for submitting a
question.
Nobody can give a proper reading of anyone or anything over
the telephone. However, I am what you
call an “animal whisperer.” That is, I
can communicate with animals. Many pets
are more pleasant to talk to than their owners.
Unlike some of my other psychic powers, which I consider gifts from a
Higher Power, I believe that anyone can learn animal communication with enough
time and practice.
In any case, I’ve had the good fortune to have met Charlie
and I know what he thinks. As for you,
Mr. OrbsCorbs, he thinks you’re crazy. Do not be too discouraged by that. Most cats think humans are crazy. The important thing is that Charlie loves you
(he told me so) and you love him. The
rest are details.
That same love is the love I have for my readers. Thank you, dears, for reading my blog
today. I hope you enjoyed it. Stop by next week, please.
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy the mild weather. Get out and about. Or stay at home and nod in the sun. Be grateful for what we have. Every day is a gift. Every Irregular is a miracle. Decarchy!