Yeah, not really most of you know of my love of fart humor, well this one got to me and I immediately thought of my friends over at JTI strangely enough.. enjoy =)
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That is funny Why Not!
I can't get It open.
OH, WELL, I'll tell a story instead. My wife enjoy's the hell of farts. She once worked at Western, and her boss asked If we would like to go to dinner with them to Milwaukee, some Saturday night. She said certainly. In the meantime, they decided to make a fart machine. What It Is, Is a piece of coat hanger bent into a kind of "C" shape, with two hooks that will serve to hold a Rubber Band. You place a steel washer over the rubber band, and attach each end to the "C" shaped device. You now wind the rubber band up so It's good and tight, and secretly place It under one of your thighs. When you lift your thigh a bit, It sounds just like a big FART. It works really good on Pleather seats. Anyhow, Saturday night came, and we drove to Milwaukee, and the Marc Plaza Hotel's fine Restaurant. Were sitting eating the munchies they provide, and all of a sudden my wife let's out this HUGE FART. Well, my wifes bosses wife and me had NO idea what was going on, but she kept farting, and we became quite embarressed by It. She kept laughing, and so did he. Finally she took the thing out from under her thigh, and let the cat out of the bag. Needless to say, I was horrified for some time while sitting there, not the mention the other guests.
I like the fact that not too many people seemed phased by this. Just a typical trip to Wally World.
I could really use one of these for April Fool's Day at school. I usually bring a big hairy spider, but this would be new entertainment for me.
$10 for an official Pooter. Or you could just eat a lot of beans.
quite the engineering for making fake fart noises.. I dont think I would have the guts to pull that off.. If I were one of the people at Wal-Mart there I think I would have cracked up in the middle of the store especially when he lifts his leg.. I dont know what it is, I have no control..
Orbs, I still have to look up that farting preacher guy when I need a good laugh.. thanks for that tip..
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