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Friday, November 15, 2013
Get a Job
Because I have a cat, I had to put down an extra two hundred dollar deposit on my new apartment today. Ten dollars is also added to the monthly rent. The deposit was already a hundred dollars more than I wanted to spend, as is the rent. Every vehicle I've ever owned, except for my current one, cost less than what I put down.
I think it's time that Charlie starts pulling his own weight. He needs to get a job. He'd do well as a window washer:
His preferred position is tuna taste tester, but there's not a lot of call for that. Do you have any suggestions?
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Psychiatrist, secretary, personal assistant, master of love.
Children cost money....
therapy cat? they use dogs, why not cats?
Hmm. Friend, companion, stress reliever. And if that isn't enough get that tail wagging and do some dusting.
I heard they are great at inspecting the insides of shopping bags.
Yes, he's good at inspecting paper bags, and boxes, too. Maybe he can help drew with bird watching. He's pretty good at that, too.
Tell the managers you will Vacuum your entire hallway 4 times a month for $100.00 a month off your rent. They HATE doing those long halls. Either that, or ask If you can sell Hot Dogs In the lobby. Remember no eating In the Pool Area. Maybe we should get together and have a "COCOON" pool party. Orb's, can you dance like Don Ameche? ANDRO, can arrange the spaceship.
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