Hello, my extraordinary friends! How are you?
More and more leaves fall to the ground (or your gutters). Some trees are already bare. More and more homes are decorated for
Halloween. Some will be decorated for
Christmas shortly thereafter. The seasons
march on, immune to the will of man. So
do the retailers.
Our bombastic and monumental Green Bay Packers defeated the
Minnesota Vikings last Sunday. Somehow,
even with all those injuries, the men in green and gold get the job done. Next Monday night, the Packers take on the hated
Chicago Bears. May the peerless and
transcendent Green Bay Packers mutilate da Bears.
In the Irregular Football League, my Screaming Psychics
dropped to fourth place. The
Half-Astrophysicists are in first place, the Orbliterators are in second, and
the Racine Irregulars are in third. Oh
my.

I was psychic channel surfing the other night when I came
across some mumblings and rumblings concerning
the behavior of a current Racine
alderman in past employment. Someone
wake up the Ethics Board again and broadcast the news to Racine’s
leaders: the internet is here!
People
are connecting in ways that you don’t even know exist.
You best be sure that the skeletons in your
closet don’t rattle and tattle on you.
People love dirt on public servants.
It justifies their anger with our government, at all levels.
Our Mr. Governor Scott Walker says he will soon release his
decision on the casino in Kenosha. I’m sure that whichever side comes up with
the most payola will win square and fair.
“(Reuters) - As pre-Halloween witches and ghouls
sprout up on U.S.
lawns, experts are warning people to be wary of modern occult scammers who have
moved online to hawk virtual voodoo dolls, revenge spells and otherwise
‘haunted’ items.
“While the idea of spending money for a magic spell
- to help with an endeavor or to inflict pain on an enemy - has been around for
centuries, experts say the anonymity of online transactions can encourage
people who would otherwise never think of visiting a storefront psychic to fall
for a con.”
Always be sure that your psychic displays the American
Psychic Association Seal of Approval.
It’s the only way to protect unwitting customers.
Thank you for reading my blog this week. You are such a marvelous audience. I love spending time with you. Your presence is my present.
I hope that you all have a Happy Halloween! When you get your bag of goodies home, be
sure to check the apples and popcorn balls for needles and razor blades. And don’t eat anything that tastes like
mothballs. Baragouin!