Hello, my late-February family! How are you?
“They” say we’re dipping below zero again tonight, and even lower tomorrow
night. Lovely. “They” are always predicting bad news. I don’t think this winter is going to just
roll over and die. We may have to take
drastic measures, such as sacrificing people to the Weather Witches. I suggest, of course, that we start with the
meteorologists. Always blame the bearer
of bad news, my dears.
Overheard: “I thought that all of the bullshit in City Hall
protected us from the asbestos.” Oh my.
Another one of Mr. OrbsCorbs recent posts concerns a brazen Racine
hussy who drunkenly bared her breasts to police officers in a parked squad car
during downtown Racine’s recent
Mardi Gras pub crawl (
http://www.jtirregulars.com/2014/02/racine-woman-takes-mardi-gras-theme-bit.html).
Shame, shame
on her!
Fie, I also say, fie! Drunkenness
is not an excuse for coarse conduct.
It
excuses nothing, but it exposes all of your faults.
I hope that this floozy has learned her
lesson.
Main
Street is not Bourbon
Street.
I
suspect that the morning after this stunt, it didn’t seem like such a good
idea.
I hope she remembers that the next
time that she’s inspired to do something dumb.
Harsh words? I’m sorry;
you’d have to be a woman to understand.
Women in the news for acting poorly hurt all women.

A bill has been introduced in our State legislature that
would give local municipalities veto power over
proposed roundabouts in their
domains. Our Department of
Transportation has come out against the bill:
http://www.htrnews.com/viewart/20140225/MAN0101/140225039/DOT-opposes-bill-giving-towns-veto-over-roundabout Personally, I dislike
roundabouts.
I hope local control is
returned, but that will mean nothing if the control is returned to people like
Mr. Mayor Dickert and his predecessor, Mr. Disgraced Mayor Becker.
They don’t care what snafus their decisions
cause; they just want as much “free” money as they can get from the state
and/or federal governments.
I say spend
the money on bettering Drivers Education and enforcing traffic law.
I’m glad that the Winter Olympics ended without
incident.
Many of the “experts” were predicting
terrorist attacks.
Ha!
Come to Madame Zoltar® when you want a real
expert.
I’m an expert on
everything.
My rates are lower than the
pay that those “experts” draw.
“Next time,
try me, Madame Z.”™ You won’t be disappointed.
Thank you, my illustrious Irregulars and friends, for
stopping by my blog this week. As
always, I crave company and positive feelings.
I love my family, and you’re it.
Irregulars, put on your winter gear and face the world for
another week. This is boot camp for
spring. Let’s prepare ourselves for a
return to weather sanity. Let’s prepare
ourselves for whatever comes. Osphresis!