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Saturday, March 7, 2015
OrbsCorbs for President in 2016
I hereby toss my hat into the political circus ring and declare my candidacy for President of the United States of America. I'm running, er, more like ambling, as an Independent. I support everybody and everything in this great nation of ours.
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Orbs Corbs is Just What The Doctor Ordered!
Orbs Corbs in 2016!
Just What The Doctor Ordered!
Alice Cooper - for those who remember - (70's stuff)
I Want To Be Elected!
With the recent Corporate Fascist Legislative Initiatives introduced and forced through by the Fascists Republithugs in Madison - will the People of Wisconsin finally awake to reality?
OR - do Only Women Bleed?
Orbs Corbs!
For The Working Man!
Working Man - Song by Rush:
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me I could live my life A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the working man
They call me the working man
I guess that's what I am
I get home at five o'clock
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer
Always seem to be wonderin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here
It seems to me I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
The working man
Well, they call me the working man
I guess that's what I am
Well, they call me the working man
I guess that's what I am
While we are on Third Parties - "The Wild Parties"
Alice Cooper Goes To Hell!
HERE
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
You've got my vote!!!!!
Count me in Orbs!
I'm imagining I can buy your vote for less than the other candidates? ;>
For you, kk, free. Everyone else will have to give me $50 and give Charlie a cat treat. That's dirt cheap when you consider the millions that current politicians throw around.
Orb's, I would love to be your embezzler I mean Treasurer. Send the money to the P.O. box I will provide Monday when I can get to the Post Office.
You got it, Toad.
My candidacy will require a massive write-in campaign. Can most of my supporters spell my name? Just think of it as "orbs" twice with a "c" in between.
I don't have the money or backing to get on any of the primaries' ballots.
and i think I'll run for mayor...
Daddy will always have my vote!
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