Sunday, May 31, 2015

"Rhythmic massage"

From LiveLeak:



This video better play. The one from Break is messed up.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

"Living with Tourette Syndrome"



I think you'd have to be very brave to live your life with Tourette Syndrome.

"Commercial Jingle Counterpoint"



"Remember those product jingles you could never get out of your head? I've woven together 25 of the most famous tunes here" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENX0totqysA

"AXYZM | Movement Designers"



I don't know what it means, but I like it.

Open Blog - Friday


That sounds almost as good as yesterday.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

"KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD]"


Published on May 28, 2015
SWEDEN - watch on http://www.svt.se/kung-fury

"Kung Fury is an over-the-top 80’s action comedy that was crowd funded through Kickstarter. It features Kung Fury, a Kung Fu renegade cop who travels back in time to kill his Nemesis, Hitler. The film features nazis, dinosaurs, vikings and cheesy one-liners.

"The campaign that was launched in December 2013 was backed by more than 17 000 people who together gave more than $630 000"


Read more:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg


This short film (30 min.) has more action and satire than films four times its length. I give it four stars.

"Police, minority relations discussion at forum Saturday"

From The Journal Times.com:

May 27, 2015 5:04 pm  • 
"OAK CREEK — A community forum being held Saturday by the League of United Latin American Citizens of Wisconsin will include a panel workshop aimed at improving relations between minorities and law enforcement.

"Called 'Police and Minority Community Relations,' the panel discussion will take place from 9 to 10 a.m. Saturday at the Milwaukee Area Technical College Oak Creek Campus, 6665 S. Howell Ave., Oak Creek.

"The goal of the workshop, explained facilitator Yolanda Adams of the Urban League of Racine & Kenosha in an email, is to collectively arrive at solutions to improve relations and build trust between community members and law enforcement.

"Panelists will include longtime Racine activist Morris Reece, Denice Nelson, and Theonita Cox. The event is free and open to the public.

"Other topics being discussed during the forum, which runs from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., include education, health and immigration."

http://journaltimes.com/news/local/police-minority-relations-discussion-at-forum-saturday/article_55147ab0-71ea-576a-b340-f9a0f2b6d360.html


Not exactly convenient for the inner city populations of Racine or Kenosha to attend.

"Spectacular Illuminated Building Light Show"

From Live Leak:

"Footage taken from the Vivid Light Festival held in Sydney Australia"

"[Video Credit : Michael Zee - Travel / licensing@viralhog.com]"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9e_1432718144

"The Luft-wafer: Ice cream cone named after Adolf Hitler on sale in India sparks anger in Germany"

From The Daily Mail.com: 
  • Germans are outraged by treat named after Adolf Hitler
  • Lack of Holocaust education in the country means the snack isn't shocking
  • The ice cream cones are readily-available across India
  • German newspaper Bild labelled the cones a macabre publicity stunt
"Even for the most dedicated of ice cream lovers this sweet treat may prove a little hard to swallow. Unbelievably a brand of ice cream cone is readily available in India which is named after Hitler. It’s difficult to fathom what the Nazi leader may have in common with the crunchy snack, but Hitler’s name is splashed across boxes of the tasteless delicacy which is hawked across the country.



"Meanwhile the cold eyes of the killer stare out at ice cream customers from the side of the packaging.

"In some instances he appears in cartoon form in a Swastika-shaped top hat with a jaunty red bowtie, which is somewhat at odds with his furious expression. 

"Other more sombre packages depict him in full military regalia with almost photographic realism, looking very out of place next to an ice cream that's almost as big as he is.


"But all the boxes of cones have the notorious moustache on display.

"A lack of Holocaust education in India means that people on the sub-continent know little about the Nazi leader, and consequently Hitler-themed pubs and restaurants are not viewed with outrage.

"But back in the country that struggles to shake off his murderous legacy 70 years after his death, it is a different story.


"News of the Hitler ice cream cones provoked a furious response on websites calling for the brand to be withdrawn.

"One spectator in Berlin, said: ‘There is taste and there is tastelessness. The people of India should be made aware of the terrible crimes committed by him.’

"German newspaper Bild labelled the ice cream cones a ‘macabre publicity stunt’, while several Twitter users branded them ‘tasteless!’"


So everyone thought Hitler escaped to Argentina, when all along he'd been making and hawking ice cream in India.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.
 
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
 
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators". I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot

"Mayor proposes 30 percent salary hike for Friedel"

From The Journal Times.com:



"RACINE – City Administrator Tom Friedel would see his pay increase by 30 percent over two years under a contract extension proposed by Mayor John Dickert and Deputy City Attorney Scott Letteney

"Under the proposal, Friedel’s current annual salary of $99,237 would climb to $115,000 on July 13, 2015, and then to $130,000 on July 13, 2016.

"Making the pitch for the increase before the Finance and Personnel Committee on Tuesday, Letteney said Dickert said the reason for the request was two-fold: to put Friedel’s salary in line with city administrators in similar communities and to make the salary for the position competitive."

Read more:  http://journaltimes.com/news/local/mayor-proposes-percent-salary-hike-for-friedel/article_afb365ce-7611-5fc9-a9dd-4ac319cf0891.html


As of this posting, there were 48 comments posted on the Journal Times story, all but one against the raise.  I hope they all voted and voted against Dickert.  It doesn't matter, though, because this is a done deal.  At a time when we're repeatedly told that the city is broke, this spits in the face of those who lost streetlights or other services.

Friedel's already getting $100K per year and a city car.  This is horseshit, but Racine will eat it.

Dear Madame Zoltar


Hello, my sweet peas and sour pusses!  How are you?  Did you have a good Memorial Day weekend?  Memorial Day started out wet, but ended up a glorious day.  I read that we hit 80 degrees that day.  We (Señor Zanza, Junior, and me) spent the afternoon grilling out and hanging out in the backyard.

We have a regular old charcoal grill.  Junior, of course, wanted to set aflame the briquettes in the grill.  First, though, Señor Zanza had to tediously arrange every last briquette.  (I kept thinking, “They’re going to be ashes in an hour,” but I kept my mouth shut.)  Junior then soaked and soaked and soaked and soaked the briquettes with lighter fluid.  Then he went around one more time just to be sure.  He threw a lit book of matches into the grill.  I believe that the resulting fireball was visible in Milwaukee and set off nearby earthquake detectors.  That’s my boy. 

I can hardly wait for his summer vacation.  I haven’t told Junior yet, but I got him a summer job with a local lawn care company.  When times are tough, everyone has to kick in.  Señor Zanza, of course, always has all the money he needs.  Where and how he got the money is his business. 

Of course, my judgment might be colored by the fact that Señor Zanza insists upon paying half of all our monthly bills, plus rent.  Do you know how much a teenage boy eats? Señor Zanza pays for half of that and the teenager is not a blood relative.  The Señor has brought nothing but goodness into our household.  So, I don’t care where he gets the money.  In fact, I don’t want to know.  The less I know, the less guilty I’ll appear if something is amiss.          

I must say this: Señor Zanza has never brought anyone to visit our home.  He says that’s for our protection. When I push him on it, he says he wants our home and us to remain safe from certain elements.  That’s as far as it ever gets.  He’ll say no more.

I must admit that I do feel “safe” in his presence, yet this old gal can hold her own against the best.  Señor Zanza and I have a complicated relationship, but he appears to be a good role model for Junior.  As longs at that continues and he causes no trouble for us, I like having him around.  Sometimes, I like it a lot.

Following this blog (up above) will be a poll concerning me and my blog.  Please pause for a moment to take it.

Hey, here’s a video featuring “Animal sound Man:”


What a riot at parties and funerals.

Thank you all, my dears, for reading my blog today.  I love visitors and I love you.  Let’s take care of each other.

Who knows what no one else knows? MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com

Enjoy the warming weather, my loves, even if you have to dodge a rain drop or two.  [That statement is not valid in the southwest region of the United States of America.]  Floods, storms, tornadoes and wind have marked this spring.  Let’s hope summer is a little better.   

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Know-It-All Woman Confronts Border Patrol Officers, Gets Tasered And Han...

Some potty talk involved especially after she gets tasered.
 
 
 

Open Blog - Tuesday


That's because of the three-day weekend. By the time your internal clock adjusts, it'll be Friday again.

"New Mental Health App Helps Individuals, Family Find Support"

From Racine County Eye:

By Heather Asiyanbi in Community · May 25, 2015

"Individuals suffering from mental illness and their family members now have an app to find support through an online social media community from the National Alliance on Mental Illness.

"AIR (Anonymous, Inspiring, Relatable) is available through both the Apple and Android app stores, and it’s designed for both those living with mental illness and the loved ones of those individuals.

“'NAMI AIR is intended to provide another way for people to find and give support, to connect with others through smart phone and computer tablet,' the NAMI website reads.

"After downloading the app, users choose with which group they’d like to communicate, but they can toggle between the two. Stories applicable to the chosen group – individual or family member – will appear in the AIR news feed, and users can offer support through likes, hugs, and 'me, too' messages, among other interactions."

Read more:  http://racinecountyeye.com/new-mental-health-app-helps-individuals-family-find-support/


I gotta get that tablet working.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

"The Fieldbrook stump – Humboldt County, California"

From Knuckledraggin My Life Away:


"It would have been the biggest tree alive today had it not been so ignominiously felled in 1890 – reputedly to satisfy a drunken bet about making a table big enough to seat 40 guests from a single slice of tree-trunk.

"And in case you wonder how they were felled:"


Read more: http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/05/the-fieldbrook-stump-humboldt-county-california/

Saturday, May 23, 2015

"Lone Ranger Opening Theme"



The Lone Ranger Channel

Those were the days, my friends,
Those were the days...

Open Blog - Weekend


Pool party at Orbs' apartment building.

Friday, May 22, 2015

"Adult dating site hack exposes sexual secrets of millions"

"More than 3.5 million people's sexual preferences, fetishes and secrets have been exposed after dating site Adult FriendFinder was hacked."

"Already, some of the adult website's customers are being identified by name.

"Adult FriendFinder asks customers to detail their interests and, based on those criteria, matches people for sexual encounters. The site, which boasts 64 million members, claims to have 'helped millions of people find traditional partners, swinger groups, threesomes, and a variety of other alternative partners.'

"The information Adult FriendFinder collects is extremely personal in nature. When signing up for an account, customers must enter their gender, which gender they're interested in hooking up with and what kind of sexual situations they desire. Suggestions AdultFriendfinder provides for the 'tell others about yourself' field include, 'I like my partners to tell me what to do in the bedroom,' 'I tend to be kinky' and 'I'm willing to try some light bondage or blindfolds.'


"The hack, which took place in March, was first uncovered by independent IT security consultant Bev Robb on her blog Teksecurity a month ago. But Robb did not name the site that was hacked. It wasn't until this week, when England's Channel 4 News reported on the hack, that Adult FriendFinder was named as the victim."

Read more:  http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/22/technology/adult-friendfinder-hacked/index.html


Hackers should be shot, hanged, and then their bodies dragged through the streets.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

"Prosthetic Limbs, Controlled by Thought"

From The New York Times:


"Les Baugh lost his arms as a teenager. Engineers at Johns Hopkins are trying to give them back, but better. Mr. Baugh is testing a robotic prosthetic that he can control with his mind.
By Zackary Canepari, Drea Cooper and Emma Cott on Publish Date May 20, 2015. Photo by Zackary Canepari for The New York Times."

"Beware the Chickens"



Yeah, right. I want backyard chickens.

"Sometimes You Need To Roar Louder Than A Bear"



In a similar situation, I believe that I'd load my pants and faint.

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my wonderful friends and lovers.  How are you? Have you been up and down, like the weather?  No, you’re not bipolar, but the weather is.  The atmosphere needs antipsychotic medication.  Maybe we could fly up and blow out a huge cloud of Seroquel over the state, or country, or world.  What the heck, we can’t screw up the atmosphere much more than it already is.  Maybe it would stabilize a bit.  They call some drugs antipsychotic, but many of them are also mood enhancers.  Blow up a Seroquel bomb in the air and make everyone content.  Or at least sleepy.

How are your gardens coming along?  I’ve put Señor Zanza and Junior in charge of the gardening this year, both vegetable and flower.  I’m getting a little too old to work all day and then work in the gardens while those two are home all day.  Get to work, boys!

Once North Beach opens, I won’t see Junior unless it rains out.  Maybe not even then.  He might stay with a friend or even in a tent.  He’s pretty good at letting me know what’s going on.  That’s because if he doesn’t stay in touch, he knows I’ll appear and embarrass him in front of his friends.  It’s bad enough to have your parent(s) show up, but dressed like a Gypsy queen?  That only had to happen one time for Junior, when I worried for hours where he was.  I finally had to teleport to where he was and give him the dickens in front of his friends.  I understand that hurt him, but he also remembers to check in with me.

Señor Zanza changes his behavior in the summer.  He likes to go out on one of the piers and stare into the water.  That’s right, he stares in, not at.  If you walk with him, he describes what he sees underwater.  I keep telling him to look for Captain Kidd’s lost fortune, but he ignores me.  I wonder if he’s part amphibian.

Did you hear that a giant waterslide may be coming to Racine?  This is important news locally.  Personally, don’t expect to see me or Señor Zanza on the slide, but I’ll bet Junior rides till he pukes.  Giant waterslides and backyard chickens.  Yep, the living is great here.  As long as you don’t scratch the surface too hard, the stink is almost tolerable.

Thank you, ladies and gentlepeoples, for reading my blog today.  I enjoy readers of all stripes. 

Before the Ghost Busters, try MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com

I hope it warms up sooner rather than later.  I don’t want large electric bills because of the air conditioning, just a little warm up, please.  Don’t forget to look both ways before crossing the street on foot or in a car.  Have fun.  Spring, such as it is, is here.  I love you all.

"The day Jimmy burnt the house down"

From Knuckledraggin My Life Away:


What kind of fool does that?  He's certainly past the age of reason.  This is my official response: WTF?

New Arrivals


I've seen hundreds of photos and videos on the internet that attest to this.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Open Blog - Tuesday


I usually take the downwardly bed.

Open Blog - Monday


Happy and Monday shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Awww...


Isn't the Pied Piper supposed to attract mice?

Saturday, May 16, 2015

"Exclusive: Fake website targets registration fees for The Color Run Racine"

Posted: May 14, 2015 9:53 PM CST
Updated: May 14, 2015 9:53 PM CST  
By Marshanna Hester Connect

 
CBS 58

"Racine - Scammers are trying to turn the "happiest 5K on the planet" into a nightmare.

"CBS 58 uncovered a fake registration website for The Color Run Racine. We showed it to organizers and they had no idea of the threat.

"'It frustrated me for the good, honest people who think they're signing up for these races and they're being duped,' said race director Kari Dawson.

"They're being duped by a bright, colorful website bearing the name Color 5 Mile. It lists Racine as one of dozens of locations to register.

"'They're trying to scam people all across, from one end of the country to the other,' said Thomas Friedel, Racine City Administrator

"Aside from the date, one red flag is the event's starting place. It lists 730 Washington Avenue, which is Racine City Hall. The location is not the most ideal place to start a race, considering it's near a busy roundabout. The Color Run Racine really starts at Pershing Park.

"Racine leaders can't take any legal action because the fake site didn't use the city's logo. They did advise organizers to initiate a cease and desist order. Dawson said the scheme reflects badly on the community.

"You have someone who see's this and says, 'wow, this sound like fun. I'm going to sign up. I'm going to spend money for my family to do this,' and they're being tricked," she said.

"The correct website is The Color Run, three key words to ensure your hard earned $55 puts you alongside thousands, who will cross the finish line splattered in pink, purple and yellow paint.

"'People just need to be careful,' Friedel said. 'People need to look out for what they're clicking onto and where they're going and make sure you're dealing with the people you think you're dealing with.'

"It's also important to do your research. The Color Run Racine is Saturday, May 23rd and there's still time to register individually or as a team."

http://www.cbs58.com/story/29070770/exclusive-fake-website-targets-registration-fees-for-the-color-run-racine

Redneck Plumbing


This is a must-have item for your outdoor entertaining needs.

R.I.P. - B.B. King



Thank you, B.B., for the decades of music.

Hula Hoop Butt


These are the type of skills necessary in our new economy.

"Approved: Assembly passes bill that would limit what food stamp recipients can purchase"

Posted 3:12 pm, May 13, 2015, by AP Wire Service, Updated at 10:18pm, May 13, 2015

"MADISON (AP) — The state Assembly has passed bill to limit the types of food that food stamp users could buy, including how much of their allotment can be spent on junk food.
 
"The Assembly passed the Republican-sponsored measure on a 60-35 vote Wednesday.

"The bill would require food stamp recipients to use at least two-thirds of their monthly benefits to purchase nutritional foods such as beef, chicken and produce.

"Republican supporters say they want to prevent people on taxpayer-funded public assistance from spending their money on junk food.

"'A lot of people, an awful lot of people who are on FoodShare are also on BadgerCare, so there is a direct financial benefit not just to the individual, which of course is obvious to have better health, but also to state taxpayers and society as a whole,' Rep. Robin Vos (R-Rochester) said.

"Users would also be barred from buying crab, lobster, shrimp and other shellfish.

"The change would require a federal waiver, which no state has ever received.

"The Assembly passed a similar bill last session but it never got a vote in the Senate."

Read more: http://fox6now.com/2015/05/13/assembly-to-vote-on-bill-that-would-limit-what-food-stamp-recipients-can-purchase/


Why can't we just take all the poor people, line them up against a wall, and shoot them?  That would end so many social problems.

Open Blog - Friday


I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already! Never say never.

"Racine- 2nd District Alderman Krystyna Sarrazin RESIGNS her position as Alderman for the City Of Racine."

From Racine Community Media:

"Some are now saying close friend and campaign supporter of Mayor John Dickert, Kimberly Kane, has already been chosen by Dickert to replace Sarrazin. Is this how elections are supposed to work? Are not the people supposed to elect their elected officials, or at least have a say in who their Alderman will be? Not in Racine."

Read more: http://racinecommunitymedia.tumblr.com/post/118868145108/racine-2nd-district-alderman-krystyna-sarrazin


Not a whisper in the Journal Times.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my dear hearts!  How are you?  Wasn’t that a great summer we had?  Now it’s back to the fall temperatures.  Time to break out the winter clothing.  I hope it snows red, white, and blue on the 4th of July.  Brrr.

I think that the watercolor done by Mr. OrbsCorbs’ friend, John Nowicki, is beautiful.  You can see Uffizi and Friends here: http://www.jtirregulars.com/2015/05/uffizi-and-friends.html  I spoke briefly with Mr. Nowicki and he said the two most important things to remember in watercolor are that the color will dry darker than it appears on the brush, and let work dry thoroughly before attempting to do more.  If the watercolor is not dry, it will just bleed in with the new color.

Did all you mothers have a great Mother’s Day?  Señor Zanza and Junior showered me with kindness and attention.  How nice for one day.  Then it’s back to the grind for 364 more days.  We should have a Mother’s Day every week, or, at least, every month.  Moms work like crazy raising kids, but society doesn’t recognize it, only the mothers that have lived it do.

The ongoing tension in our nation over police vs. citizens is hard to bear.  It shakes the foundation of trust placed in the police and encourages criminals to assassinate them.  How the heck did we ever get here?  We need to trust each other.  We need to act respectfully.  Mostly, we need to live honestly.  When I was a child, we had the Secret Police.  Believe me, we don’t want to go there.

I’m already sick of the 2016 presidential election.  The crap will only intensify as we approach election day.  And, most likely, it will further encourage the polarization of our country.  Really, it bothers me that every day is like a war out there.  People are no longer just inconsiderate, but now many are mean. 

I had a “gentleman” block me into my parking space at a gas station.  When he first pulled up, he stayed back.  I took that to mean I could back out.  But, as I did, he suddenly rolled his truck up to block my car. When I looked at him, he wiggled his fingers at me.  I just don’t get it.  Letting me out of my space and the lot would in no way harm him.  But he pulled up to a pump just to be an asshole to a complete stranger.  This is not my world.

The weather patterns around the world are not mine, either.  Earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, hurricanes, flooding, drought, and more.  The planet does seem to have gone crazy.  Maybe it’s responding to the vibe that we’re giving off: “Kill, kill, kill!”  It’s seeped into our collective unconsciousness.  You never know where it’s going to pop up next, but it will probably involve guns and violence.  Mass shootings are almost a regular part of life these days.  No one ever talks about “going postal” anymore because it happens in all walks and stages of life.  That’s sad.

What’s also sad is that we’ve come to the end of another Zoltar® blog.  You have no idea how much I enjoy your company.  I love you all.  Thank you for taking the time to read my blog.

Road Rage – Inevitable or not?   MadameZoltar@jtirregulars.com

Watch out for everything and everybody.  Take time to smell the roses (when they bloom).  Never forget, uh, ahh, I’ve forgotten it.  I love you.      

Can Soimebody Lend Me Some Cash?


No joke here.  I have $40 to live on the next three weeks.  I'm looking into bankruptcy.  When I do that, my credit card debt is put on "hold" and I can start repaying those who have lent me money.

I'm very embarrassed by this.  Prices on everything keep going up, but my income is static.  I'm sorry that it's come to this.  I love you all, whether you contribute or not.