Hello, my Post Toasties.
How are you? The relatively cool
evening temperatures are a rarity for August.
Usually by now, the sun has burnt a hole into your head and the lawns
start going dormant. I’m not complaining. That’s coming, anyway. I’m just trying to figure out how to make the
warm weather stay for a few weeks, or months, more. There will be more heat to come. It’s only early August.
Maybe we can set off a few nuclear bombs to shift the Earth’s
orbit and make this a more temperate zone.
Off course, that isn’t fair to those who currently are in the more
moderate zone. Maybe we can shift the
orbit every month or so to give everyone a taste of different climes. The clothing stores would love it. Meteorologists would hate it. I must admit that a month of artic weather
frightens me. Then, BOOM, it’s tropical weather for another month. I don’t know, the weather is unpredictable
enough as it is. You know that old
standard, “You don’t like the weather?”
This is Wisconsin. It’ll change in 20 minutes. I’ve heard that
used for just about every state in the union, and some smaller quadrants of
Andromeda.
I know! Let’s build a
big drilling ship to “journey to the center of the Erath,” and then back out
the other side. That will ventilate the planet
and cool down the global warming. How is
it that thousands of civilians have solutions to some of our most pesky
problems, but they’re not tried because the creators are not certified or
“official,” or lack diplomas? Common
sense could solve hundreds, if not thousands, of problems in Congress, but they
don’t want to lose their meal tickets.
While we banter about with our silly little lives, Congress gives itself
the royal treatment at our expense. They
don’t have to deal with any of our petty problems. They live like Kings and Queens,
and we’re their pawns.
I’ve been sending out good vibes to all of my friends, Irregular
and otherwise. We need something to
combat the propaganda spoon fed to us everyday.
I pray and I hope that people in the United
States someday come to their senses and
demand an accounting from their so-called leaders.
“They” are saying seasonable temperatures for today and the
rest of the week. So get out and enjoy
yourselves. Be careful. Never
underestimate stupidity’s (including yours) ability to escalate an issue. I love you all!