Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my tweets and twits.  How are you?  The weather has been fabulous for November.  No complaints here.  The color combinations of trees dropping their leaves is also beautiful.  Soon, however, it will be gray outside almost every day.  Cold, snow, ice - these are among my least favored things.  But, for now, I'm very happy.  Maybe we'll have an extremely mild winter.  Then none of the incubating and/or hibernating insects will be killed and we'll be killed by them the following spring and summer.

As for our new president, I'm astounded and nauseated.  Seriously, he thinks this is some sort of TV show and he's the star.  When he finds out how much work there is in the presidency, maybe he'll resign.  This is no longer my country.  Between the lies of the governor and the lies of the president-to-be, I don't know what to believe.  Maybe it doesn't matter.  Maybe we should be attacking each other.  The politics of hate will now reverberate through the nation.  Hate is great.  Hatred and warring amongst ourselves is just what ISIS wants.  Donald Duck will destroy this country by throwing fits whenever he doesn't get his way, and by constantly insulting our "enemies."  All of a sudden, WW III seems very possible.  I want no part of this.

Here are the current standings in the Irregular Football League:

 
Fourth place.  Humph.  I'm going to have to start whipping my players to get them going.  You guys don't want to see my bad side, but I'll do whatever I have to do to move up in the standings.  THB (The Mighty Bears) teases me about being above me in the standings.  What really bothers me, though, is that Mr. OrbsCorbs is above me.  There's no way he deserves to be above me.  Half the time, he doesn't even look at his team or the standings.

The Packers are 4 and 4.  Our tremendous Green Bay Packers don't look so tremendous anymore.  They lost to the Indianapolis Colts and face the Tennessee Titans this coming Sunday at noon.  Good luck, Green Bay Packers.  I'll love you no matter what, but I love you even more when you win.  I sure wish I had Aaron Rodgers money.

Speaking of money, I'm flat broke.  I have a few frozen dinners, but that's about all.  Therefore, I have engaged the help of a money manager who has set up a donate site for me.  At the bottom of this blog is a site to click on that will take you to my manager's PayPal account.  Please donate $5 or $10 or $1,000 or whatever you can afford.  The money will be put to good use to maintain my business.  Please help.  Every little bit helps.

I wonder when our new arena will arrive?  Will it come before or after Machinery Row is completed?  Now there's a waste of money.  Mr. Mayor Dickert has lied so many times about this project that, again, I don't know who or what to believe.  I'm sorry but our Mayor is a prick.  And an asshole and a bully and a narcissist.  I wouldn't even want to be in the same room with Mr. Mayor Narcissist.  The stink of his lies is overpowering.

Why is everyone afraid of Mr. Narcissist?  Both Junior and Señor Zanza have expressed a desire to punch Mayor Narcissist in the nose.  I say hit him in the crotch, hard, for every lie he's told us.  God, it's hard to believe that such creatures exist, let alone lord over us.  Dickert.  Walker.  Trump.  All pigs, all the time.  49% of Racine County voted for Trump while Hillary got 45%.  Could we separate the state?  The Trumpets get half and we get half.  I don't care which half.  I just don't want to be governed by liars and thieves.

Probably the entire nation could be split that way.  Hillary said that the divisions amongst Americans runs deeper than she thought.  I don't know how or why we got here, but here we are.  We could have America 1 and America 2.  Or better yet, return to the states all of the powers that have been stolen from them by Congress.  We should be a loosely connected confederation of states, each empowered to live the way the residents want.  The U.S. government should collect taxes and deliver the mail.  Oh hell, they can't be trusted to collect taxes.  Let them just deliver the mail and defend our country from attacks against our country.  Bring all of our boys and girls home.  If a foreign country goes to war against another foreign country, that's none of our business.  If a U.S. company overseas needs military help, let them hire mercenaries.  Why should we pay for their business?  Stop the huge donations of our money to other countries, often countries that have expressed a hatred for us (but not of our dollars).  They will take that money and buy military equipment to fight against us.  Is this the secret?  We underwrite the wars against us?  Nothing, absolutely nothing, would surprise me.

O my.  I seemed to have turned this into a blog on the presidency.  I'm sorry.  I'm still in shock over the election.  Do you know how many friends told me that Trump would never win?  Just about all of them.  I suspect that the great "silent majority" watches TV and hate radio.  Trump galvanized them into action at the polls.  Hatred is now one of the presidential tools available.  I suspect it will be used a lot in the next four years, if we survive that long.

Well, no matter who you voted for, get out and enjoy some of this weather.  Maybe Trump will take credit for that, too.  I love everyone who reads my blogs.  I love sharing and caring.  You guys have no idea how much you mean to me.

Was the election fixed?  Ask madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Thanks for reading my blog.  Thank you for being you.  Thank you for allowing me to love you.  May the Great Pumpkin continue to shed joy upon us all.

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