Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my surf and turf.  We're officially in spring so it pretty damn well hurry up with the warm up.  We've had a few breezy days here and there, but no sustained warm up.  Give me the sun.  Nothing else will do.  Let's get this season started.  Nothing else will do.

In reality, we're in the middle of March.  It's a little early to be planting anything around here except for peonies.  (And bodies from Illinois.)  Make a little chart of where your bulbs come up and what type.  This will come in handy in the fall when most bulbs are planted.

I see that Mr. Trump has kept things wild in Washington, DC.  That mouth of his kicks in long before his brain catches up.  Then he just says, "Well, I was told that."  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!  You wouldn't believe the things that I've been told.  Remember, "Trust, but Verify."

I'm not a tweeter or twit or whatever they call themselves, but Mr. Trump's Twitter account is the source of all sorts of insults and sore feelings.

He's not going to be happy unless there's some sort of scandal going on.  Another TV president. Too bad we can't turn him off.

The same could be said for Racine's "hero," Mr. Mayor "Lying John" Dickert.  I believe that both of these politicians have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves and down their pants.  Snakes everywhere.

Plant something.  Anything.  You begin to take pride in your plant.  That's the way it should be. 

Thank you for reading my blog.  Enclosed is my $5.  Put it to good use.  Everyone else has done magic with money,  They say they can make it disappear.  I said, "Pffft - so can I."
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