Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, chilluns.  How are you?  Did you go to the parade yesteday?  How about the fireworks?  I missed both celebrations.  The parade and fireworks are for kids.  Senor Zanza and Junior went to both.  They said they had a good time and I have no reason to dispute that.  Personally, I don't like crowds and lots of noise.  But my "boys" love it all.  Junior even got a little sunburn.  Why he won't wear sun block, I don't know.  Maybe the girls are impressed with bright red skin. It's supposed to be another nice day today.

I'm so glad that Senor Zanza has taken Junior under his wing.  There's something that a man adds to a child's upbringing.  Junior adores Senor Zanza and the feeling appears to be mutual.  Senor Zanza spends hours with Junior, trying to point him in the right direction. I must admit that sometimes I'm a little jealous of the time they spend together.  But if Senor Zanza wants to play surrogate father to Junior, it's a blessing.  That man does so much for me, and I feel as if I could never repay him.  For his part, he says that he needs no "repayment," that spending time with Junior is its own reward.  You gotta love him.

We've also been "blessed" with some nice weather, although it rains too much.  These are the "perfect" days of summer.  I have all of my windows open now.  The slight breeze is beautiful.  I don't think I'll need the air conditioner today.  I paid my electric bill the other day and I noticed that it was $20 higher than normal.  That's for the air conditioning in May.  August or September are the worst months, although with climate change, you never know.  It will snow in May and be torrid in January.  The world is crazy, so the weather might as well join in.

As proof of the world's madness, I offer Mr. Trump.  President of the United States obsessed with Twitter tweets.  After all the things he promised, he now hides behind his tweets.  And even those are becoming less and less rational.  I thought he would give up within 6 months of winning the job, but he seems to enjoy the perverse aspects of it.  It allows him to really bluster.  And since he's POTUS, it must be true, right?  Why doesn't Trump spend some time quashing North Korea and its constant provocation?.  The country is run by a spoiled brat who needs to be put in place   Wait a minute - that sounds like the United States.  In any case, we need to invade North Korea as soon as possible.  If they press the nuclear button, we have a lot more nuclear buttons than they do.  It's time to feed the people that are constantly facing starvation under North Korea's current rule.  Show them how the rest of the world lives.  Show them how to stage a coup.

Back home, lying John has disappeared.  He has NOT left the job as he promised, probably because of the interest that Foxconn  has shown in Racine county.  He just can't help himself.  He'll meddle in this affair and Foxconn will move on.  After all, he's the Water King of southeast Wisconsin.  The water prices show that they don't reflect the citizens' needs, but, rather, industrial needs.  And thus our water bills go higher no matter if the economy is doing well or not.  We, the little squirts, always end up paying for everything while lying John lives like a king.  Will someone please tie him and gag him and take him out of Racine.  Let the normal politics run their course.  I bet you we'd be back in the black in no time.  We don't meed a mayor, just a City Administrator.

Thank you for reading my blog this week.  I love my readers and I love more readers.  We are a family run by a nut job like me.  I happen to believe in the power of love.  It seems to work for me and my readers.

Contact madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Have a great time enjoying the summer weather.  Be careful around water.  We've already had a few drownings and near-drownings in Racine.  They should teach swimming in school.  A lot of these victims don't have a clue about the dangers of some waters.  Swim only in lifeguard protected waters.  Don't swim alone.  Although I'm with you all at all times, you need a little more physical help here.
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