"8 Things That Piss Off Cats"

Essentially, your cat will be pissed off at you when and where he/she wants to.  I loved my last cat with all of my heart, but one night, as I lay dozing, he was watching some sort of wild animal outside.  He got worked up.  He marched over to me and wrapped himself around my right arm, using his nails and teeth to hold him in place.  YEOW!  I was trying to throw him off my arm and I was sprinkling blood everywhere.  I finally whipped him off and he hid under the sofa, making deep howling noises.  Yup.  They're wild animals.