Trump Behind 9/11?

This reporter has come into possession of explosive news concerning the 9/11 tragedy.  It appears that Donal Trump played a big part in getting those planes to slam into the twin towers.  His motive?  The twin towers were taller than his Trump Tower.  That just wouldn't do.  For months, Trump worked with his Saudi friends to make this day possible.  They rehearsed and rehearsed and rehearsed.  On the big day, Donald Trump gave each of the "co-conspirators" a smooch on the cheek.  Then he beat it out of town. 

True?  It wouldn't surprise me.