Dear Madame Zoltar

Hello, my friends and lovers!  How are you? Happy birthday to Ms. Tender Heart Bear!  I've been in the Land of Banned.  My ex-, the dreaded Zoltar of machine-made fright, hasn't stopped harassing me even though we've been separated for over 15 years.  He tricked me into the Land of Banned and then he deserted me there.  It was due only to the efforts of Señor Zanza that I was saved.  The police ignored him.  The newspaper didn't care.  No one gave a *shit* where Mme. Zoltar was.  Only my poor Señor Zanza strove on, until he found and rescued me.  Hurrah for Señor Zanza!  I love him!

Well, the weather around here certainly has not improved.  It stinks.  I hate these last days before the snow.  I hate it when it snows for Halloween.  I hate when it snows in October.  I just hate snow.

Below are the standings in the Irregular Fantasy Football League.  As always, click to enlarge:

Surprise, surprise, I'm in second place behind Mr. OrbsCorbs.

Just for the record, I noticed that the Journal Times online has a new layout and font.  It's pretty, but does nothing to address their lack of journalistic ethics in one of the most corrupt cities in the Midwest.  Hey, JT, grow a pair, please.

I need to rest and recover after my recent misadventures in Banned, so I'm cutting this short.  I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive.

madamezoltar@jtirregulars.com

Don't forget to respect each other and put a little love in your heart:


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